Imagine you take the head off a furry costume at an event, look to see who’s inside, and it’s just two wolves stacked on top of each other.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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Convention sounds like a banger.
Lucky bastards
First time this ended as expected
smacks top of head this bad boy can fit so many fucking wolves in it
Furry: whines softly and wags tail
Then starts licking you or something. Just don't make eye contact and you won't get your leg peed on.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way
You want them to stay inside you? Kinky.
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Lol, think I lost connection and tried to post it a couple of times. Deleted the others.
At a room party, specifically 😉
Coward, I'm in the show room
I'm in the shower room
Already top 5% of convention attendees
So I can expect to become very ill soon then.
The con crud is real.
The last one that happened near me I got sick and I didn’t even go.
My brother in law went and brought the illness home with him.
i.. inside? 😳
If you are a male, I can think of 3 ways this can happen.
That class in combinatorics really pays off!
I'm trying my hardest to think of a pigeon hole principle joke
But with hamsters
You're treating the two wolves as identical, and that might not be the best approximation.
Doing an Eif-fur Tower.
Oh murr
...do wolves woof?
To the best of my knowledge, they awoo
Heh I said something about pitbulls and was promptly banned from several furry communities (one mod). Ok then...