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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh dear god. I've never bothered to read much into the anatomy of horseshoe crabs until today, and I had no idea they have an array of photoreceptors along their telson (the long, tail-like segment). That's so creepy.

[–] schildfrosch@feddit.org 25 points 3 weeks ago

there's something about non-fishy, non-mammalian sea creatures that makes them have photoreceptors fucking everywhere. look at starfish or some octopuses for example. or any other genus really

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Eyes on thier tail? Nature be cray

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only two photoreceptors on their head, facing the same direction so they can only see the same thing? What's that point of that?

  • Horseshoe Crab Social Media.
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why bother? I'll just end up re-carcinizing later.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep, evolution always ends in crabs.

If you are already there, why bother?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Millions of years from now, they tell each other tales of the brief flicker of time when primates with delusions of grandeur captured them and drained them of their blood. But the primates aren't around anymore. Nothing is, besides the horseshoe crab, watching the remains of the oceans dry up, as the sun grows larger and larger in the sky.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when red blood was all the rage?

Oh man, that fad takes me back

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

as life returns to crab, so does crab return to AAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

[–] MTB@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Existed for millions of years before horses. Named after hunks of metal nailed to horse hooves.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What did they call them before horseshoes?

[–] MTB@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know, I’ve never asked them.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I met one called Dave once. Lovely guy

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wendy. Wendy Crabs.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I looked up to see how these suckers taste, and they're actually pretty gross looking inside, idk I'm adventurous but I think I may have found my limit

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They're used a lot for industry medicine. Thier blood is harvested and then theyre released.

So you might have already had a taste!

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago

These are the ones with the blue blood? I remember seeing a video on it. They hook them up suck some blood out and put them back.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't they die from this anyway?

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m an adventurous eater and I would definitely eat that, but there are only a handful of things I won’t try.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I always told myself "crickets are my limit" any more legs than that and I'm out

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

My limit is that is not alive when served and balut. I will try pretty much anything else for the most part.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Horseshoe crabs got it alllll figured out.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and didn't even need a cortex to do so

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Michaelangelo was but a baboon with a brush in his gooch compared to the likes of your artistry.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

props for the detail of pointing the crab's head back to talk to the other crab

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Horseshoe crabs have been described as "living fossils", having changed little since they first appeared in the Triassic around 250 million years ago, and similar-looking fossil xiphosurans extend back to the Ordovician around 445 million years ago.

If you extend the truth a bit. :)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I looked it up once if they really haven't changed at all since the earliest fossils, and they actually have - just not by very much.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it" in animal form

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Crocs did it better

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

They always creep me out