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[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She's lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I actually don't care at all if women have armpit hair, but I don't want to see them that particular way, if it makes sense.

But for exactly the same reason I don't want to see a man's armpit hair.

It's not a sexist thing. I fully support women's ability to have armpit hair, but if you're going to have it, maybe the dress where that's all hanging out isn't the right one to choose. It's literally the same as if some hairy bro wore a wife beater and had his big hairy pits out.

And I will state very clearly that I can be completely attracted to a woman who doesn't shave her armpits. In fact, that's not a fetish of mine or anything, but there have been some very specific cases where me knowning that a woman didn't shave was something that I found really weirdly attractive.

But still, wearing a top which exposes a lot of skin, same thing as if a guy did it. Kind of gross to put so much focus on that one area.

[–] symbolstumble@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Who is putting "so much focus" on that one area? Sabrina Carpenter, the photographer, the media for zooming in and making it something it didn't need to be? Also, is what you see there in the photo an unacceptable amount of stubble to be seen under one's arms? Would you prefer she didn't raise her arms at all, or be sure to shave right before any photos might be taken? Sorry if this comes off as hostile, your comment just elicited so many questions for me.

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 0 points 43 minutes ago

Who is putting “so much focus” on that one area?

It's literally a sleeveless dress that accentuates that particular area.

I literally have no problem with whether she shaves or chooses not to shave, or stubble, or whatever. As I stated before, I am completely capable of being attracted to women who don't shave their armpits.

And like I said, I think that if a man goes sleeveless and his armpit hair is visible, that also looks pretty bad.

My recommendation was just "In that situation, maybe get a different dress, one that doesn't accentuate your armpits."

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

No he telling you if you are trying to make an impression of beauty then you should do basic procedures to look so. For example you particularly wont go to meeting with your boss in not ironed suit

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I remember reading about this in slashdot back in the day. It fooled a lot of people! I wish like anything I could find the original article(s) where it was being presented totally kayfabe.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/worlds-longest-human-poop/

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

Yeah I've done way longer than that this week

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 hours ago

Posts like these slowly turn this place to reddit 🤮

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny because the internet is full of girls pooping. 💩

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Probably the ugly people with hairy asses are complaining. When are they gonna shave their ass?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I just get a new one from the factory every time the hair gets too overgrown to shit over

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

Do these people really have nothing better to do?

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Is it because there's a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that's been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn't want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

(my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Are pussies hard to shave? Balls certainly are

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I would imagine that some are harder to shave than others, depending on their shape.

But man, shaving a scrotum is a good way to accidentally castrate yourself.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I can't imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I'm not making a beautician do it. And I'm not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Like most topics, the nuances are in the details and everyone has different details.

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 37 points 16 hours ago

Body shaming people more beautiful than they'll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.

[–] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Is nobody talking about the boobjob scar?

[–] AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Why would we

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 4 points 10 hours ago

Or fart. There goes the roof.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 72 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I think that's super hot. Not that it matters lol.

I just love when people are unapologetically themselves

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

A teenager at my work had to point out a woman who, according to him, has more armpit hair then he did. I told him that sounded like a You Problem.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 30 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

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