this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Legit know bi guys that go wild for this.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Can confirm

[–] gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

these jokes never hit when Polyamorous

all I can think is, take a shower I guess then all is chill

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Knowing a couple different polycules but not being in that community myself, I now think of these things much differently and sometimes completely miss the point they are trying to make and just think it's a happy thought they are sharing instead of trying justv celebrating shitty behavior.

And let me tell you how many wonderfully bewildered looks I get when it's a person who is saying it in front of me and my reaction is completely different then they are expecting

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I'm having trouble understanding this comment. Mind elaborating?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Processing it through another filter, they see the idea more as an enjoyable consenting event rather than something done behind the back of an unaware partner.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I can but I'll need some help. Where did we go off the rails, or how if that's easier to answer

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Some people are into it

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

take a shower i guess

You misunderstand,

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago

nice, sloppy seconds

[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All meat needs seasoning 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 day ago

I think so too 🤝

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

... because she's in bed with you

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Usually he sucks my dick.

Sounds like you know exactly what his wife's pussy tastes like (you can tell it from the taste of other pussies).

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Puss dickin