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[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Will mint out compete crab grass and fescue?

[–] Erusset@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I'll tell you in a few weeks

[–] webkitten@piefed.social 18 points 11 hours ago

"Hey guys my new mint plant is growing well in the ground"

"That's cool I use arch btw"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

NGL, I'd rather have a lawn of mint than of grass.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago

I used to have that. Pretty sure our neighbor planted it to try and sabotage us because our yard was a mess. Fuck you Jerry. On the rare occasion that I'd mow, it smelled amazing

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I ended up getting rid of my garden this year, planted clover,grass and wildflowers. But along the fence line, I just planted potatoes. So it's potato surrounded by grass and clover.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I asked AI and I still don’t understand; what’s this got to do with making tons of money?

/s

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 15 points 14 hours ago

I really don't know what you're all getting into a tizz about?! Grows just fine for me ;)

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Seems like this really depends on the local climate, or maybe we just don't get the right type of mint here. All the actual weeds (i.e. plants that we don't want to grow) seem to shake down mint for its lunch money.

A garden full of mint would be julep heaven!

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

That's why I planted mine in a plant box instead of into garden directly.

I used to have them in plant boxes on the balcony when we lived in a ghetto in a bigger city and the only reason they ended up eventually dying after a reign of Terror in every single plant box on my balcony for a couple years, was because I got depression and forgot to water them during a particularly toasty summer. We are talking three months of scorching heat and no water before they finally admitted defeat.

There is no plant I fear and respect more than mint.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Its not a weed if its useful. It may just be a little "unwanted at the moment".

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

My 96 year old neighbor always tells me," a weed is just flower growing somewhere you didn't want it. "

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Let's keep calm. Round leaves mint cut small enough make fine lawn.

[–] techt@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Is this a mnemonic?

[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 1 points 9 hours ago

True but mint is woody so eventually stems harden and become brittle

[–] angband@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Wah, it is better than goatheads

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Love Kevin from EpicGardening

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'll plant it next to my invasive english ivy and see which one wins...

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

If you're in America throw some kudzu in there for some extra spice

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Let me get in on this. The previous owner of my home planted Garlic. There’s no grass in that corner of my yard now. Just garlic. It escaped the garden bed.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

You make that sound like it's a bad thing and not, in fact, free garlic.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I've got privit, onion weed, rust weed and bamboo all fighting it out in gladiatoral combat

And winners reward will be acid ans fire followed by a salting of the earth after which the soil will be evacuated to the clay level before it is dumped in my neighbours yard (where all of these fuckers came from

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[–] mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have no idea what I'm doing

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I don't understand why people act like having a lawn of mint is worse than grass. Seems like it requires less maintenance.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago

Grass lawns started off as a way for pretentious rich people to flaunt how much of their land they could waste on nothing important, so it’s really not worse at all. Just another dumb trend that caught on.

[–] robyn@lemmy.org 1 points 8 hours ago

More shade for flees and tics

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I planted mint in my yard for this exact reason. I hate grass lawns. However local flowers are probably better for local pollinator and bird populations, so I might add those too.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

please do! native flora are super important, especially since large monocultures of a useless crop (grass) have become popular. if your yard is gonna be filled with plants that you aren't using, you might as well fill it with plants that are useful to the environment

[–] LetThereBeNick@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You are closed in on three sides. This is a good spot for mint. I recommend putting 30cm/1ft of woodchips/mulch as a barrier to keep it all in.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

I can tell you that 30cm of woodchip will do sod all to stop it. My mint grows under 50cm of concrete. It takes a couple of years to get there, but it does!

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago

Got to know a gardener lady who lives far outside of the city. She usually gives me dried mint for a tea since she has it abundant. That is how I know.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 157 points 1 day ago (34 children)

Haha! That's such a stupid thing to do. That's why I've only planted a blackberry in my garden.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Throw some blueberry, strawberry plants in there too

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[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

See also horseradish, amaranth, native sunflowers, and in my case, tomatoes.

Planted once, 10 yrs later still finding them in every nook and cranny of the neighborhood.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Don't forget about green onions.

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