
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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π Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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ποΈ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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𧬠Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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π½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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π Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
β Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
β Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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π¬ Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 π) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 π) will be removed.
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π΄ββ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
SΓ, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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πΏ Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Dude. All you gotta do, is wait until he's claiming trump is the best, blah blah blah, and then you say "I'm woke, I made your daughter woke, and tonight I'm gonna fuck her in the ass in front of a picture of Joe Biden and Barack Obama kissing each other."
Doesn't matter what he has to say. You win.
Or you could just offer to fuck him woke.
Your sister? I mean I know what you want to say and I'm with you but the dude in the comic is talking about his father

........my brain read that as father in law for some reason. Looking now, I can see, that's very much not the case.
Bonus points if your significant other is also in on the joke ahead of time.
.......joke?
That's the spirit
Actually, they stopped being an airline earlier this month.....
See? Now THAT was a joke!
Spirit Airlines that is.
My cousins got big early in their teens. Their dad got out of control at a dinner with guests when they were like 14 and 16, so they carried him him up to his room, tossed him in, and screwed the door shut with a bunch of 3 in wood screws.
Jagermiester, weed, and a Spotify playlist seeded with bloodhound gang. Just chug, smoke and bellow the lyrics.

Don't suppose you want to add the source on this according to rule ~~5~~ 4 mate?
Ian Boothby. The original doesn't have any watermarks or such bs
then the source should be a link in the body of the post.
Crushed up sleeping pills in his drink.
The whole bottle, you say?
Everyone here is stupid except me. Just offer only foods that are difficult to speak through. Peanut butter and caramel pies. Cheese-heavy casseroles. Spicy soups.
Youve got your black belt in kung food
How's the chicken breast, good? Oh, bit dry maybe?
A lil sip of this will make almost anyone not want to talk to you again. I speak from experience

Searched it up and saw this quote from a NYtimes article:
MalΓΆrt is, in one word, unforgiving. It tastes a little like sucking dandelion juice through a straw made of car tires. It is also kind of good.
... Interesting.
I've heard someone call it rotten sewer oil. It's honestly grown on me. I don't think it's as bad as everyone says, but it is very bitter and flavour wise there isn't much else going on
It can be not terrible. Iβve been to a bar that was all about using Malort in cocktails and it was definitely interesting.
as someone well accustomed to nubbe i will gladly talk to you over this. probably sing at you too.
flavored with wormwood.
Sounds appropriate.
A 5th of whiskey and a bottle of Zoloft.
Sir will have the Benadryl aperitif
Just dont let them have seconds. Then theyll just be ranting about the woke agenda to the people theyve hallucinated being there.
Bourbon.
A fine whiskey pairs well with political rants if intensity is the goal!
Look up Ross Thomas. He was a Washington reporter before turning his hand to writing political/crime thrillers.
In one novel a character says that he's never been to a serious political meeting where there wasn't at least one drunk. And the drunk was usually the only one with anything intelligent to say.
Whisky.
I recommend the fortified wine
I don't know the answer, but I do know that you pour it outofa box.
Absinthe
Make him drunk and revel in his increased idiocy.