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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47074737
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Knowing about the world doping agency's investigation makes it even better
‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
How do I either replicate this or donate AI slop "papers"?
I'm not sure if they accept AI slop, but if you want to write a satirical paper you can send it with the information from their contact page
Thanks for the new hobby!
This is the kind of first world anarchism I want to see lol
some poor company's AI
Fuck you, those bastards have billions of dollars and zero ethics. Let them eat a great big bucket of salt.
Random philosophical question - If Sam Altman is billions in debt, is he richer, or poorer than us? I know it's a silly, mostly rhetorical question, but for whatever reason my brain found the idea interesting
When you owe hundreds of dollars you have a problem.
When you owe millions of dollars your creditors have a problem.
When you owe billions of dollars, society has a problem.
I know he's a bigger asshole than most of us.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If he faces the consequences for his actions, he is poor. If he has people to do that for him, he is rich.
Wealth is measured in power and sway in capitalist society, not cash. If you can write a check to a lobbyist to get them to change a bill for you that you never voted on or participated in congress to enact, you are rich.
his relationship to capital makes him a different class and therefore able to exploit the working class. bottom line is, if he’s cash poor it doesn’t matter; he’s a piece of trash.
Does he live like he's in debt?
Well, it would be his company in debt and not him
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Cool they got an archive for the journal of immaterial science
Hey I got beef with them. They rejected one of my nonsubmissions
You must SUBMIT!!!
KNEEL BEFORE ~~ZOD~~ JABDE
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