I believed it up until “Andrew was caught at the border with $60million in black tar heroin”
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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Oh wow, so Canada also has an upper limit on how smart of cops they hire?!
Absolutely. Canadian police definitely fit under the ACAB umbrella.
I went to my 10th high school reunion to see what people did with their lives.
The ones who went into law enforcement? EXACTLY the ones you would expect.
how smart of cops
Irony.
He's flattering them with words they understand
Have you seen Super Troopers/2?
This has to be a meme. No way any of this is real.
You think?
Next thing that guy will believe that donal trump is president, ha-ha!
(to be honest, the only thing that gave it away for me is the 60 tons)
Check the community name out
A lot of things posted here are actually real. There's no rules people follow here
Well it's shitposting so I'd start with the presumption if it sounds fake there's a really good chance it is.
Lemmy's Hit Post?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis_Schneider
His brother died of an overdose.... Kinda shitty joke.
I'm a baseball man
With a baseball tan
I spend my days in a big, black unmarked van
If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop
I'm definitely not
A cop
Likely Onion article
Maybe this fuckin' cop can figure out what keeps happening to all those balls that dissappear over that fence..
That guy is 100% an Eric wareheim character
Mustache