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[–] nulltape@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Wow OP is so cool and different and badass what an intellectual he's just like batman

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 4 points 48 minutes ago

My ex was Latina, and when we were getting to know each other I mentioned I'm pretty introverted, and I had to explain to her what it meant. She said it doesn't exist in Latino culture and there are no Latino introverts. I told her she probably calls them alcoholics. That seemed to resonate.

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[–] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 hour ago

A girl I’m dating fits this person’s stereotypical description of latinas to a T. And she also considers herself introverted 🙄

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

While not the stereotypical extrovert, I experience the opposite in my country.

I think, on a world wide scale, I would be considered very introverted, but by Danish standards I'm too social. I've become more introverted over time because it is too exhausting trying to get something going with people around me. Danes make all their friends in their youth and then they close the gates at 30 and never allow in any other new friendships or acquaintances ever again. And if they do, it's against their will.

We moved into a new neighborhood five months ago, and I still don't know anyone. Our closest neighbors have politely demonstrated that they desire to not know me despite my attempts at getting to know them and I am self aware enough to know when to just let it go and avoid thing becoming uncomfortable.

It really sucks, because I always dreamed of having good relationships with my neighbors and inviting people over for cook outs or something. But Danes are hermit crabs.

I had it confirmed when I befriended a Ukrainian refugee who told me that in the two years he had been a refugee in Denmark, I had literally been the only Dane to bother to get to know him and been friendly and open to him. Told him that I'm also a very shitty Dane.

So yeah, I dunno what it's like to be an introvert stuck in an extrovert society. But I do know what it's like to be extroverted introvert in a hyper introverted society and that sucks as well, because you end up becoming very, very lonely if you don't hit the jackpot with evergreen friendships when you still have your milk teeth.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

I am self aware enough to know when to just let it go and avoid thing becoming uncomfortable

They simply don't yet know they want to be your friend. Abduct them and bring them on an adventure, use that time to learn how your lives can mesh together.

You can't go wrong with motorcycle journey and/or hiking up a mountain.

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Latin American introvert here, I can't begin to tell you how much my life changed for the better when I realized I just hate people and have no real reason to pursue extrovert goals. Also people like you more when you're not trying.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

This comment played the opening riff to "Solitude Is Bliss."

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Relatable, I grew up in Turkey while not nationalist. (By anatolian standards, at least)

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Plot twist: anon is actually 1% Latino 90% Greek and 9% German and doesn’t like spicy food.

[–] Nautalax@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Colombian food isn’t spicy. Spice is high in like Mexico and Central America but that’s not universal across Latin cuisines ex. I know an Ecuadorian who can’t even take a sprinkle of black pepper without having to fan their mouth. Will happily eat vigorously salted green grapes, green apples or green mangos without batting an eye though.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That was me, then I moved to Australia where I'm considered a blabber mouth extroverted.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 8 points 16 hours ago

Australia is reserved? Dude, I work with a whole slew of them, and reserved is maaaybe the case at work. Anytime I catch them they're wild.

[–] someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I've travelled to a few countries in Europe. Spain may not be Latin America, but it definitely seemed to have a noticeably more extroverted culture than the other countries I visited: multiple strangers started talking to me on the streets and in grocery stores and such, even though my Spanish is terrible, and I remember even the bus drivers being particularly friendly.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

regions of the USA also are vastly different in this way. i'm from the northeast and its' offensive to randomly talk to people, but in the south or west it's considered offensive not to. the only people who will randomly talk to you are either mentally ill, or sales people.

i lived on the west coast for a couple of years and it was so fucking weird there.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Visited the American Northeast as a Swedish person. Dude at Chic-fil-A asked me how my day was. I'm like "whaaaat?" Great sandwich though but I still think about that young man's pep.

[–] Bogus007@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

Finns are like „hold my beer”: Neighbours stand at the same bus stop for years on the way to work without exchanging a single word.

I remember also being in Tromsø and getting a little book about the do’s and don’ts in Norway. One piece of advice in it stuck with me: only speak when you actually have something worth saying.

Love the North and the Nordics.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I felt this way in my own home culture as well. I grew up in a red bubble in a blue state in the US, where the underlying currents were no more than “conformity and hometown pride.” Oddly, the only things to be “proud” of were conformity itself and high school football (the pride-surrogate of adults with nothing better to celebrate.) It was all so hollow, and when 9/11 happened it all turned up to… well, 11. Being 12 and saying, “I don’t think this war makes sense” was enough to ostracize one’s self and be bombarded with the brain-dead argument of, “iF yOu hAtE AMURICA tHeN yOu cAn JuSt LEAVE!” Yeah okay, parrot. It was always obvious the kids just absorbed whatever mindless take their parents said (which was, itself, picked up from other people or Fox News.)

Man, thinking of my hometown always brings out a rant… Anyway, I grew up always feeling like a stranger in my own home, bullied and cast aside for not being like the rest. Thank goodness I was able to GTFO and meet people who use their brains as more than a copy/paste bin for other people’s thoughts.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I appreciate anti-fascist a lot but anti-fascists despite also getting opposed for it I appreciate even more.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

lol. same upbringing. nobody understands how common this is in most of small town america. probably because they only 'small towns' they are familiar with are all the tourist spots, which are not really small town at all because they are full of city people.

i went from being suicidal everyday to actually being happy and feeling good... because i got out. I was in tears i was so happy my first week in college, of being free from all that horrible ignorant bullshit. people really do not get how utterly provincial these places are.

god my primary/secondary education was so AWFUL too. nobody in the entire system had any legit knowledge. it was all just deadbeat losers whose biggest goal and achievement in was going to a pro sports game and being bitter about life that other people actually did something with theirs.

sadly a lot of my friends dropped out of college because it was 'too hard' to think for themselves and they ended up moving home, getting shitty local jobs usually working for their dad, and just popping out 2-3 kids by 24 and just repeating the cycle.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

god my primary/secondary education was so AWFUL too. nobody in the entire system had any legit knowledge

lol i know that feeling. that's why i studied so much, to bring the knowledge into the world.

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

I always wondered how it is to be an introvert in such "loud" cultures. Now my guess is confirmed.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the other hand, growing up in this kind of culture, I've now been forged into the rare introvert who can dance, sing, and has amazing people skills when needed.

It's draining, but useful.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Vulcan ambassador: "I am getting a good grade in party, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve."

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

newsflash: if youre online youre an introvert. no exceptions

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 142 points 1 day ago (23 children)

Op would love Finland. Only ever talked to one stranger (who is now my wife) and the only thing we shake is the umbrella. And booze, well you will need it too.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

introverted and alcoholic? Please tell me more about this wonderful place called Finland

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[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Move to England, we will still think you are an extrovert

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 10 points 20 hours ago

In Finland you'll be treated for mania

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

can we swap? i'd like to go there instead, people here are all "oh that's sexual harassment" if you look at them a second too long.

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[–] thisisnotausername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh god. Very close to me. Exactly why I left and refuse to date latinas and for the most part make friends with latinos.

A bit over the top tho. You can definetly be a ladies man even if you don't dance. Not easy as if you dance, but totally doable.

Now to the serious thing:

Fake: Anon has internet in Colombia Gay: Anon dosn't like booty.

~~Before you downvote me, I am Colombian and don't really dance to anything remotely latin~~

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 day ago (14 children)

It's a similar experience being an introvert who isn't into sports in Australia.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 45 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I'm mostly baffled that when people don't even understand the concept of "not liking sports" I have a lot of smalltalk at work with dudes and it's always something like: wait, so you have no idea who won the football game? What happened?

Oh i don't watch football.

Never?

Nope, i have never seen a football match.

Huh. So you just watch the big games.

No, never.

But you watch the World championship.

No.

Not even when your country plays?

Is it still millionaires chasing a ball in a really boring manner? Then still no.

It's not even just sports, somehow, some people can't comprehend that someone doesn't like or even know of "insert mainstream thing". C'mon, stop pretending you don't know famous artist who sells out stadiums. For fucks sake, why would i? I maybe read their name at some point or maybe a song was once playing in a mall, but other than that we don't live the same life.

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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, if you go out to a loud party you're not likely to meet many introverts there - they'll all be at home, unless their own extravert friend dragged them out to the party.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was going to say, I've been to more than a few parties with the Introvert Corner. Half a dozen folks just hiding in the kitchen or on the patio, trying to survive the night with minimal social contact.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 16 hours ago

I wish that would become an official thing. Someplace quiet and with dim lighting that isn't because people don't want to see closely the making out, but because the room is better with some darkness.

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