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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?

[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 hours ago

Pee is stored in the Balrogs.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Fuck don't show this to christians!

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, more worries.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

For the rest of your days!

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 2 points 32 minutes ago

It's our problem plagued philosophy!

[–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 3 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 50 minutes ago

And this was BEFORE that movie, too!

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 31 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?

That's fucking metal

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

Is there a difference?

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

That's just how it is during a period

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If you don’t look, there’s no blood!

[–] deliriousdreams@fedia.io 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

You also put a towel underneath and don't look at that either.

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 17 points 13 hours ago

Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!

image

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

That vagina is spiky and on fire.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 64 points 19 hours ago

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.

She was into Conan O'Brien.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 23 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.

spoilerI'm not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.

[–] Azzu@leminal.space 13 points 12 hours ago

You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You make it sound like a bad thing?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

which part is a bad thing?

none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o'brien. we broke up after two months.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 29 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You could've met half way with Conan the Barbarian.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y'all made me smile so (^ω^) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.

but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 15 points 17 hours ago

Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago

Stand back, I'm going in!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 27 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If that's how you like it I can.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

HumanOnEarth used Dodge

it's not very effective.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

ram

Can be good advice for working with one of these

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

No, it's fuck Satan.

[–] wake@quokk.au 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Is it that time again already?

[–] darklamer@feddit.org 7 points 16 hours ago

Hellish good sex!

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