this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2026
406 points (97.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

40105 readers
5006 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 38 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 11 hours ago

Nightwing has nothing in Harley.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 105 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had never realized how much Halle Berry looks like Zoolander till I saw the third picture.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is this, a cave for bats?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I just thanked the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a batmaid.

Batman! (high-pitched cough) Bat-MAN!

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Julie Newmar 😍😍😍

... I would've made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

I discovered Batman as a kid watching Adam West reruns. She’s amazing and remains one of my favorite versions. She came back in the role about ten years ago in two 60s theme animated movies with West and Ward and they’re worth the watch.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago

This implies that Batman's ass much be so much better, right?

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When it comes to fighting batman? No.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When it comes to pleasuring Harley? Yes

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yet she's still into him, so which one is crazier?

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Hey it can be both!

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 11 points 22 hours ago

Even The Joker knows not to stick his dick in crazy.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.

After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get's a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he's the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 21 hours ago

In Batman TAS episode "Almost Got Him" Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.

Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.

Joker looks at Penguin. "They used to date."

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Video games are so thirsty now.

At least leave some mysterious triangles!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Did you hear about the nude code? It works, my cousin told me about it.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Joker doesn't chase Bats.

Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.

Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No one's gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

It's either 'shilling' or 'selling.'

This is 'shelling.'

https://youtu.be/w869BWTJuh8

You're welcome

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Chill. I bet he'd send you a free chapter or two if you just asked nicely. 🤞

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

ACE Chemicals. Not even once.

Ok, maybe twice.

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

Follow your bliss, kings

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?

[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Maybe he isn't into baseball.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I mean let’s face it, the Joker’s insane schemes would take more time to plan and implement, logistically, than any one man has in the week.

[–] IpsumLauren@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

some men just want to watch the world burn