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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Where are Grizzly bears finding Chobani yogurt in the wild? I could save money on store bought if I can just find it outside.๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Spooge@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First prove you aren't a bear.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a dog. It says so in my profile.

[โ€“] Spooge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is "People Twitter". Dogs ain't people.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sir, this is Lemmy. Dogs can be whatever they want.

[โ€“] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Okay, but you're gonna have to fight a few bears.

[โ€“] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Add 1/4 cup plain chobani to a gallon of milk that has been heated to 185ยฐ f and cooled to ~110ยฐ f and hold it at 105ยฐ f for 8ish hours and you have more chobani.

[โ€“] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have died of dysentery

[โ€“] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

No, the whole idea of fermenting milk in different ways is so you don't. You can safely have your milk transformed by bacteria into yoghurt, kefir or cheese! Of course, Big Yoghurt doesn't want you to know.

[โ€“] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Well, if you add a shit ton of sugar, yes. Without all the extra sugar it's just yogurt. Chobani is popular because it's a desert that tricks people into thinking they're eating something healthy.

Regular Greek yogurt is good, but it's not as enjoyable for most people. Throw in some berries and/or granola though it's it's pretty close, and significantly better for you.

[โ€“] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Occupied camp sites?

[โ€“] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

It's definitely the yogurt that made them ask.

[โ€“] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Umm, how is this supposed to be prepared? Hopefully not all together.

[โ€“] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Iโ€™d tear the plastic off first, not really partial to that stuff.

[โ€“] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honey glazed salmon for dinner and yogurt with fruit for dessert

[โ€“] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Iโ€™m a little sceptical on honey glazed salmon, Iโ€™d want to mix in some soy sauce or something to balance out the sweetness.

But you can just try a few mixes with the honey to see what profile you like then make a glaze out of it.

[โ€“] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A good bottle of soy sauce lasts a while, they probably already have some in the pantry. Or Maggi.

Plus toss some herbs on that salmon... good stuff.

[โ€“] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this going to be another one of those "well-stocked pantry" sort of things?

[โ€“] rainwall@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Its made in the same kitchen as the "ready in 15 minute's" recipes that leave out 30 minutes of food prep and 1hr of cook time.

[โ€“] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mustard and honey goes well together on salmon.

[โ€“] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iโ€™ll try that sometime

I only really buy seed mustard, most mustards are too strong tasting for me.

[โ€“] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

That's what I've used in the past. It was good.

[โ€“] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Try cedar plank salmon with just a honey glaze. Its really not as sweet as you think unless you go crazy with it.

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It sounds disgusting to me, but here you go:

Roasted Salmon in a Strawberry-Balsamic Reduction

  • 2 salmon fillets
  • ยฝ tsp coarse black pepper
  • For the Strawberry-Balsamic Reduction:
  • 1 cup fresh strawberries, chopped + more for topping
  • 4 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
  • 4 Tbsp water
  • 4 Tbsp honey

Leftover Reduction: You can enjoy any leftover strawberry-balsamic reduction drizzled over yogurt, with ice cream or as a substitute for jam.

https://www.inspirededibles.ca/2012/02/roasted-salmon-in-strawberry-balsamic.html

[โ€“] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Strawberry balsamic ice cream. With a drizzle of real good quality, fresh EVOO. Trust me

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm going to have to trust you, cuz I'm not trying it. I'm not very adventurous with my food that way.

[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Definitely not. They probably already have other ingredients, but needed these things since they were out, or low.

So the men choose the bear too?

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Just the bear necessities

[โ€“] k0e3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

It's very nice of her to give him a shout-out for something so simple. It made me think about how I might be taking all the little things my wife does for me for granted.

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, that shit is farmed salmon not wild salmon.

[โ€“] mlg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vincent from over the hedge?

[โ€“] Manalith@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't see any Pringles.

[โ€“] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why on earth would you ever want wild salmon? That shit is infested with parasites

Parasites that are killed when you prepare the fish correctly and thus are harmless. The alternative is to eat farmed salmon that is full of medicine and antibiotics to contain the parasites. You have to pick your poison. Or you could of course choose to not eat salmon instead.

[โ€“] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Ahhh so that's why the women preferred the bears. It was in food rather than fowers!

[โ€“] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Um... do we know for sure that they are NOT a bear!?1?

[โ€“] austin@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Grizzly: Atlantic farmed salmon? Psh

[โ€“] core@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

Her bf is the bear

[โ€“] Harelipsteve@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They drove me away when I made a shitposting alt account and trolled r/conservative. Than went back to my main account only to get hit with ban evading. Good bye 11 year account