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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

What does the he post have to do with grilled cheese though?

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Tampering with other customers food should make you first in line of becoming a ghost

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This might be better as a prank on a friend when you visit their place, assuming that they'd enjoy that kind of thing

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 12 hours ago

Some old granny meanwhile:

What did I do? I don't remember...

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Extra fun and super sneaky: a simple needle & thread, when threaded from one of the peel's ribs/crests to the opposite(ish) one, and onto the next lower (~½" apart), working from one end to the other... will result in a sliced banana inside the peel w/o any sign of how except for tiny dots where the needle pierced the skin (and, they get lost in the browning blemishes pretty quickly)... 😜🤘🏼

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think I remember that episode of Mr Wizard

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Hey now, fellow old person, no need to put me on blast there. 😝

Still, the real trick is getting it accomplished before security wonders why someone is taking a long minute w/ those bananas. 🤌🏼

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You can see the letters in the left side of the picture, and it would be obvious if you were holding it. You'll only catch people out who don't even try to look at their bananas when they buy them.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

So people who use Instacart or shop from home.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 14 hours ago

"next time, tomato"