this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2026
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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here is my other favorite:

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But the toilet has antislip and 300lb limit!

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 12 points 1 week ago

I think most household items are antislip when they have 140kg on them

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

But granny pants!

I need to work harder so maybe I could afford a Nintendo... Lawsuit.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

! We're not wearing anything else down there!

[–] GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do I have to keep my pants on when I shit like in the picture? I'd have a slight problem with that.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Shitting thru the nth dimension!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that tray table for in-flight food service?

Did you see the look on his face? It's a slay table for in-fight 'tude service.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

You need to wear the granny pants.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

what if the toilet starts moving, despite its anti-slip

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this so it can feel like you’re shitting in a porta-potty?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

From the confort of your own home RV! Random dark brown floater included with every gallon of blue blaster toilet fluid!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they have a heavier duty version? I'm American.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I think this is it. But the smell, it must be pretty comparable.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're not too bad. These are common in remote camping facilities around me. They usually sit atop the long drop.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They're probably making a tick took or something

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That phone just one mistake away from joining the stank pit

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I believe it has anti - slip design sir. That's what it's for.

Oh totally, that phone is definitely gonna fall into the dirty hole of no return.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Still far too weak to support your mom (90s brain prevailed)

[–] Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Looks like that would be difficult to move and empty once it's filled up to it's capacity. At least a 2 man job.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It can bear a strong load.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

136.2kg and it will explode into a million shiticles

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I know a guy who Lost a finger that way.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Says nothing about capacity, the truly important metric.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, we need a demonstration with comically sized beaker.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What color liquids should this demo feature? There's the traditional yellow and brown. But maybe go realistic with pink, red, orange or green? You know at a concert green is probably the most representative. Pink and red for women's monthly or mens cancer awareness month?

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

I think whatever happens at the concert gets dumped into the beaker. But I like your bloody discharge ideas. Very progressive.