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[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 8 points 3 hours ago

I'm from Germany and if I learned one thing from public TV shows for kids, it is that the mouse should be bigger than the elephant.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Wait wasn't this very meme also done by violet? I think but with a cat. Posters, please make sure to see every post ever as not to repost

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It‘a completely different than this post

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

So true worstie

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

🐜🐘 Just like Fiona Apple said The ants weigh more than the elephants

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

🐁 ~🐘~

Wheres your god now?

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

Obviously the elephant is standing far in the background, else the elephant would be scared of the mouse.

[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What of its a Rodent Of Unusual Size?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Why are you assuming the rodent is of unusual size? It could be the rodent, could be the elephant, could be both. As stationary observers in a vacuum, we simply cannot know how big these are relative to anything else.

Even the text could be in rodent-point font.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

I know there's house hippos, but elephants too?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Without a banana I have no idea of what might be true here.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact: An average adult mouse weighs less than 1 banana, and an average adult elephant weighs more than 1 banana.

I could be mistaken, but I believe that means an elephant weighs more than a mouse. 🤷

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The average embryonic elephant weighs more than a banana too.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I as well find the banana for scale meme to be a bit outdated. I suggest we start measuring in embryonic elephants as well 🐘

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

🍌🐁 🐘

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 8 hours ago

It's true, I might not actually be a dope smoking rabbit in real life. (I do edibles now.)