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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

Biggestsota

[–] redparadise@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] Newuser@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

So make it sortabig ?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Greatersota

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Minnmaxxing

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ope, just gonna expand past a few state borders there bud.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Thanks to the Angle, we have already started the annexation of Canada.

First Winnipeg, then Ottawa! We're coming for you Nova Scotia!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma are all pretty much the same thing anyways. Also do we really need Wisconsin? I, for one fully support Meggasota

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As a Minnesotan, we don't want Wisconsin. We don't believe in it. Too many Wisconsinites sneaking across the border illegally and stealing our jerbs and bragging about their cheese. And don't get me started on who has more lakes. We do.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But imagine a world with no Wisconsin! Just a Biggersota!

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Some things are just not in the cards.

FTP!

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Okie here looking forward to seeing Tulsa, Megasota.

[–] join@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

one corn state. one senator.

this would genuinely solve 80% of all problems in the world

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

And cause 80% more different problems.

[–] enphurgen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If Canada were to annex it, it would become Kilosota

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead of things. We'll start you off as Centisota and see if moving you up to Decisota makes sense.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's go, Minnesota forever! The best state! Everything should be Minnesota!

(I barely know where Minnesota even is)

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago

It's gonna be a lot more places soon

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago
[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Start trucking in material to start filling in half of your lakes. You could significantly expand your land area.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they are going to want that water in the very near future.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are like 100k bodies of water just in that state. It's huge swampland

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

A pretty close guess, but the actual number is 11,842 lakes. We have more coastline than California. And that means we also own the most boats of all the states with 143.6 boats per 1,000 residents. An amazing number of boats considering we can only use them about 3 months out of the year. The rest of the year we can drive on our lakes and move tiny houses out on them to drink beer, watch football, and fish for walleyes in our underwear at -20F.

I myself own 2 motorboats, one I bought and one I inherited. Plus a canoe and a kayak, 2 wheeled fish houses, and 2 popup canvas fish houses. Again, one of each bought and one of each inherited.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wetlands. Swamps aren't as desirable.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not actually advocating filling them in lol Reference, where this post exists

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I give Minnesota permission to annex one county from any surrounding state. Which is it?

[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Cass County, ND. Just take a quarter of that State away, give it Clay County.

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mi won the up in the Ohio war fair and square.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'd like to say Douglas County in Wisconsin but they've lost their way.