Tongue punching your mom's fart box
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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They couldn't wear masks in a pandemic. They'd sooner swallow it to build microplastic immunity than use it properly.
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cunilingus condom.
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analingous armour
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tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.
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bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.
Wouldn't the juices still go in your mouth? Isn't the juice the part you want to block
Cunnilingus ? But then you miss out on the taste 😔
It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.
I use aluminum foil. Nothing's getting through that shit.
dental dam?
Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin' a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard
Lisa needs braces
This town is a part of us all
I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?
Lesbian here, meh I'll accept the antibiotics if need be.
Like, they're a good idea, but imo sex is for passion, not wisdom
yeah, my best protection against STDs was careful screening of partners. And if i liked them enough and they'd got one, well i better have been ready for it.
now it's monogamy, but like from my understanding most are manageable. Hell, only one out of the grampolycule was HIV positive if i remember right (they've all been gone... shit. it's been too long I'ma go watch the Birdcage), and i'm pretty sure they weren't celibate. just careful.
For eating Switch/Switch 2 game cards.
I like the phrasing of “want” rather than “need.”
I've only ever seen them use in short video media about taking foul-tasting TCM, so the want vs need seems to make sense
Turner Classic Movies?
Traditional Chinese Medicine
That makes far more sense than what came up when I searched TCM. Thank you.
Tim "Country" McGraw
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Tongue condoms?
Imagine your tongue getting pregnant
I'm not sure that's normally how that works. That is the condom doesn't go on the thing that gets pregnant.
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Imagine your dick getting pregnant, and your child bursting out of it like an alien.
Hyenas don't have to imagine this.
Tonguedoms.
I think a tongue dom is something different though...
Hallowed be thy name. Thy tonguedom come.
This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
If its spreadable its edible
Mmmm, Nutella
Wait, when did they start putting corn in this shit‽
Also you clean up first, just saying
Pass
Savor the flavor
Imagine putting a condom on your tongue just to avoid 3 second of tastebud discomfort. Humans were always weak.
We’re made weak by the “froo froo” wealthy bunch, actually.
Shit I didn't know these existed
They found out they were much more popular with people who doesn't want to take very bitter medicines
Or for eating some merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango
at that point youre just challenging your stomach for no reason
People don't like the taste of blue waffles?
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