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You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!
Is that Lloyd Bridges?
Surely you mean Izzy Mandelbaum?
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.
Fantastic
You wanna compete?
OP spends half of his day imagining how it would be to suck boomers
worth it if it's to come up with banger insults like "suck a pecker toots" that shit just rolls off the tongue
I think these two were pre-boomers, as by the time boomers were that age, it would have been in colour.
Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.
Tis why I do it
That and one day there will be a fedi meetup, and I'll find your pecker quite chippy.
I mean what are you supposed to do? Its either that or getting lobotomized.
She's hysterical, I say!
-He said
imagine giving a guy a head job in the fifties and the cops rush in and arrest you for the crime of sodomy
Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed
Hot take: separate beds are the way to go. You can push them together for more space if you want. But most of the time they are apart to facilitate sleeping.
And I like cuddling. I like falling asleep with someone in my arms. But I do not like 30 minutes later when my arm is asleep and I want to roll over, and then they are taking up 3/4 of the bed the whole night and are stealing the blankets. So: separate beds.
Isn't that Lloyd Bridges?
He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
"By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!"
ask nancy reagan shes known as the throat goat in hollywood.
"Golly, that's swell!"
That's a humdinger!
Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don't have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn't the best idea, we'll see.
I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.
Have her say, "Jeeze Louise, (M137), your pie-hole really baked my clam!"
Like a menthol KOOL ™️
Damn good blowing
You might hear that today, if the dick is old enough.
Swell piece of French art.