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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Guy in the picture is 23 btw

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Woman in picture is 15, probably.

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] massacre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely you mean Izzy Mandelbaum?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Georgia Went Down on the Devil, what a classic.

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[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] devaly@ani.social 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

OP spends half of his day imagining how it would be to suck boomers

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You and Nancy Regan have at least one thing in common.

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[–] Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

worth it if it's to come up with banger insults like "suck a pecker toots" that shit just rolls off the tongue

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think these two were pre-boomers, as by the time boomers were that age, it would have been in colour.

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[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 month ago

That and one day there will be a fedi meetup, and I'll find your pecker quite chippy.

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[–] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean what are you supposed to do? Its either that or getting lobotomized.

[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

She's hysterical, I say!

-He said

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imagine giving a guy a head job in the fifties and the cops rush in and arrest you for the crime of sodomy

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hot take: separate beds are the way to go. You can push them together for more space if you want. But most of the time they are apart to facilitate sleeping.

And I like cuddling. I like falling asleep with someone in my arms. But I do not like 30 minutes later when my arm is asleep and I want to roll over, and then they are taking up 3/4 of the bed the whole night and are stealing the blankets. So: separate beds.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 month ago

"By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

ask nancy reagan shes known as the throat goat in hollywood.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"Golly, that's swell!"

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's a humdinger!

[–] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don't have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn't the best idea, we'll see.

I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 8 points 1 month ago

Have her say, "Jeeze Louise, (M137), your pie-hole really baked my clam!"

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Like a menthol KOOL ™️

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Damn good blowing

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

You might hear that today, if the dick is old enough.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Swell piece of French art.

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