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Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 10 months ago by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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[–] shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And Nancy Pelosi's husband got caught fucking a crazy hippy dude with a hammer. Mmmm, confirmation bias.

[–] mrnotoriousman@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Take your lying trash back to Truth Social where you'll fit right in

[–] shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, reeeeeeeee! Lies? The police body camera footage is available for you to watch. And no thanks, I think I'll stay right here, chump.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Video exists showing such an event? Hurry up and link it then. No balls. Support your own argument or fuck off.

[–] shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com -1 points 10 months ago

I'm not your Google bitch, chump.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 10 months ago

It was the second line that really sold it.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 10 months ago

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.