"No fireworks for Karen either"
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Sparks, though.
Rise and grind. On my wife.
Satire or not?
At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.
And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it'll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!
This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.
Look at the photo. He’s practically doing the “proooooblem?” face.
I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.
I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.
That might also be part of the satire
Is he LinkedIn® Verified™?
Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend
We salute you, Karen! 🫡
Dude needs to tidy up his workstation.
I don't think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend
Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.
He is a hard worker.
It's hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task
Friends this is clearly satire
No. In this time and age reality has often overtaken sarire in the level of ridiculousness.
It is de facto no longer possible to reliably differentiate between sarire and real events
This is 2026. Poe's Law has never been more relevant.
Agreed. If he's not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality
according to the comments it's actually real 💀💀💀
This community couldn't detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.
GOOD point
"Mountains get so big cuz they have no natural predators"
- Ken M
The humble saxifrage:
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It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I'm an asset.
My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
And their mom works in HR
You really aren't on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
Doe de vertaling eens, ik kan geen Engels :)
writes "Protect the World from Climate Change" on the whiteboard
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Progress.
It's further than most people get
If he had any real vision, he'd think bigger. A real visionary would protect the world from devastation, and unite all people within our nation
His wife is ABSOLUTELY having an affair lmfao. This shit is so fucking pathetic, dude.
I don't know what's more pathetic; This guy or your own inability to realize the most obvious sarcasm and joke post ever.
That's the joke.
His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness "booty" camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.
I really hope this is satire.
His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.
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I'd cheat on this dude too. "Walks the talk"!? You fucking psycho...
Is that Tom from MySpace?
Tom would never do this. Keep his name out of your mouth.
Oh there will be fireworks alright.
Endless bangs
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