Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The neighbors weren't happy but the front door looks great....

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This comes go now and again as an alleged controversy. Sometimes murder happens. Please don't murder your neighbors.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

Well you're not invited to Crowfest

[–] ShredderFeeder@shredderfood.net 13 points 6 hours ago

Ok, that got a serious LOL out of me today... ;-)

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Good way to avoid getting paint on your clothes. 👍

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

But not your privates.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Risky click of the day

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

Instant rimshot? They've been there for ages

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry I'm late, was super busy at work today.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Thanks for still showing up.