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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Just patch the shrimps before eating

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 4 points 5 hours ago

I've seen this as a meme a fee times now, but what is the context? I'm obsessed with her black block and how it has cat ears lol. They are both incredibly ripped as well.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is true, I ate fried grasshoppers once and it tasted so much like shrimps I ate handfuls of them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I hear cicadas are pretty good top

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 13 points 22 hours ago

Inside bug = goo. Inside shrimp = tasty meat These are not the same.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Also who are these people? They’re so hot

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

We fight a war against them; we won, let them never forget!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 19 hours ago

Then why do they have different insides?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

who bugged the shrimp? FBI, CIA???

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

WHAT DO YOU KNOW! WHO IS YOUR SOURCE! units move in on this users location, send to black site zeta-alpha-7

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Who are these two? Was this a recent event?

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Climbed the empire state building and on the flag something along love beats hate/wars

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yesterday. Angela Nikolau and Vanya Beerkus. There’s a documentary about them called Skywalkers.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Thanks :)

I've been seeing it a lot recently on All and I didn't know.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

So are crawfish, crab, and lobster.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes, but does it really matter if they're delicious?

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

ya if a cook successfully prepares other bugs in an appetizing way and actually is tasty, people will eat it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Red Lobster had you one step closer to living in the pod. We needed to kill it.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If ground bugs were just as tasty I’d eat them too.

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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're telling me a bug fried this rice?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It wasn't Edgar. It was wearing Edgar. Like an Edgar suit.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The only good bug, is a dead bug.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

steps on cockroach

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm doing my part!

... Oh, sorry, wrong movie.

[–] mabeledo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Delicious, delicious bugs.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

sea bugs > land bugs

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What’s the original context for this image?

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Huh, neat. TBH I hope they don't get any more than a slap on the wrist. But knowing this country that ain't happening.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

Thank you for asking

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[–] BarnWolf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They mudbugs.

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[–] linuxguy@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Holy RF burns, Batman. You'll never see me touching an antenna I'm not familiar with.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Skrimps is boogs

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This thumbnail didn't load on my feed and for a second I thought you were the canal guy based on the title.

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