this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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[–] forzanature@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago

Where’s the shitpost? Don’t threaten me with a good time

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Does that drink give you the shits? Any time I see "zero sugar", I wonder how bad the fallout will be.

This is a rhetorical question, fuck monster. They sponsored Trump's weird UFC fight.

I'm amazed by people that put those Monster scratches on their cars. Like, your energy drink of choice is that big a part of your personality?

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago

I mean I’ve never got the shits after drinking zero sugar energy drinks.

Granted some people will because of the fake sugar that does actually give calories to your body and thus zero sugar is kinda just a lie.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How is this a complete meal without some cheese sticks?

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Goated comment.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sponsored by Dodge Hellcat get yours today 49%APR

[–] cojo5@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

holy shit that’s like half off!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are you having trouble choosing which tattoo to get next?

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The tribal one. If you're badass, you get the tribal one.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

barbed wire

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 6 points 17 hours ago

Or a family crest from the first image that popped up on Google for your last name

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Prince of Persia Warrior within is also peak mid 2000s edge.

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 points 11 hours ago

I can smell the couch OP is sitting on.

Enjoy man - if this is in a CRT TV then this is a god tier post.

[–] CkrnkFrnchMn@lemmy.ca 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

As if sex could improve this experience

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

Hell yeah this goes hard

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Plot twist, the can is going up the ass

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Thank you, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who embarrasses myself on the internet.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

Are you sure it won't be a good, good night?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

If you drink Zero you'll never be a hero.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 18 hours ago