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Reports say he was dual-wielding the birds.

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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thread reopened. It was Laridae based combat, at least.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago
[–] terminatortwo@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is very Oban news. Instead of arrested, this man should be studied: it doesn’t seem easy to pick up a seagull? Then attack with it and have it be unharmed?

This man is a wizard

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Article says he wasn't arrested, just "conveyed to his home"

I'm glad the birds were alright

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The man in question:

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago

Can any experts in bird law weigh in on this?

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't find this funny like I'm meant to and other comments seem to when its blatant animal abuse.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago

Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn't report the birds are alive and well.