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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I’m very phone call avoidant so, almost the only people I talk to on it are the people I love. So, one day my boss calls me for something stupid (our offices are like 100ft apart) and I say "love you, bye" and hang up. So, her and all of us in middle management began saying "love you" at the end of our calls. Also, at the end of meetings. End up being kind of sweet, honestly.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

Aww, that's really nice :-)

[–] Zier@fedia.io 11 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I would like a Football Meatlong with Peef please.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Sbubby Eaf freef

[–] tedd_deireadh@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago

Wouldn't we all

[–] potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 hours ago

Can we make "no worms!" a thing? I like it

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Peef would kinda be a great name for like a vegan sausage though

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Why yes! I'd love to try some peef Wellington!"

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, but I should warn you that the peef has an odd texture and is really better served ground rather than whole. :/

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

worker: do you want me?

customer: i dont rightly know sir

worker: make an assessment

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

Easy now, fuzzy little woman peach!

*Edit to fix the quote since I think I remember you're transfem? Please correct me if I'm wrong! For some reason 'woman peach' sounds so much funnier than 'man peach' anyway, so it works! Haha!

**Another edit: hey since we're talking about trans stuff and Ol' Gregg, guess what I've got?

I'VE GOT A MANGINA! I'M TRANSMAAAASC (said like 'I'M OL' GREEEEEGG!')

Sorry I love the Mighty Boosh and Ol' Gregg so I get all excited and weird when anyone mentions it lol

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The last one is my favorite.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 1 hour ago

That's someone's pornstar name, I guarantee it

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

That customer knew exactly what they wanted.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 4 points 6 hours ago

I used to work in an outbound call center. Worst job I've ever had, but that's beside the point.

There is a surprisingly common surname that's spelt "Cockburn" but pronounced "Cou burn" (Like Coat, but no T)

Nobody told me this until I was halfway through the list, which was several dozen names long.

[–] sirimeow@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

The diabetic one really got me