this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 minutes ago

33

It's not about the quality, it's about the nostalgia

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

6 was my go to. Never let me down

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 49 minutes ago
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

6 or 33 for me

No rocket pop? No pushup? This list is incomplete.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Chaco taco. #35

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I don't understand the point of this post. It's like asking "what's your choice of answers for 1+1". When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

I'm calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don't like it.

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

where is the choco taco!

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is spongebob

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

Spongebehelit

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's so disrespectful to leave it off

To be fair there are people alive and old enough to vote that don't know about the long lost treasure that is the Choco Taco 😭

[–] sk8boy204@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Came to say the same. What a sham not having the option.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I was always disappointed if it was a

instead of a proper

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Horrifically deformed you say?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

I don’t know what you mean

[–] gir9862@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 17 hours ago

Incontinetia Buttox?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Where is nightmare fuel Spongbob?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 20 hours ago

Nice, I'll take 2.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

Those character ones were always malformed mutants never meant to see the light of day. I got my daughter a Sonic ice cream bar and she said it gave her nightmares. I am being serious, and I find it as funny now as I did back then.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (15 children)

13 all fucking day. We even had the Schwann's guy deliver boxes of them back in the day

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[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Yep and the Ed von Schleck, the Fürst Pückler, the Magnum Mandelsplitter

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

honorable mention

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

Golden Gaytime? Anyone?

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

1, 11, or 14

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

20 or 22, I'm easily fooled, had a Sega Genesis and TMNT bedsheets.

That said, we were too poor to get anything most of the time. We were at a park because it's free, I mean c'mon. (And before you ask, no, the Genesis was a gift from a guy who wanted to fuck my mom. Lol)

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago

Nowadays either 9 or 6, but where is the hoky grail Choco Taco?

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You’re all wrong! There is another…

La Menorquina coconut ice cream inside a real coconut

[–] Cheesus@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Number 6, I was an ice cream sandwich kinda kid. Number 3 if I wanted to change it up, because it lasted a long time.

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

6, but if i was a kid i probably would pick something 17-24. On another topic idk if anyones had #6 lately but shrinkflation hit this HARD over the past 10 years...

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