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[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So that's how one gets delivered from evil

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!

[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

Normally, I just open my apartment door and masturbate in quiet, but noticeable passing while the delivery driver brings the package to my door. 9/10 times, when it's a woman of any sex, they participate, but it's 3/10 men that participate, and 1/10 of women call the cops, 3/10 of men, and 3/10 of men try to whoop your ass. That is honest gonzo reporting, right there.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 34 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

This is from 2018.

Nobody else getting tired of bots posting shit without even a source?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fedex-driver-cleared-in-fatal-punch-of-man-who-attacked-him-yelled-racist-slurs/

The man was cleared too.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I knew it was pretty old.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Nothing is stopping you from blocking VetOfTheSeas

If you dislike the Posts/Comments of a community or account, you should just block it and save yourself the stress.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If there's anything that I value most in my shitposts, it's timeliness and accuracy. Now, I feel doubt creeping in... is horse plinko maybe not a real game?!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hurry up and ask Midjourney to create a video of it before the bubble pops!

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Just a wild shot in the dark, but you may enjoy trying ComfyUI, mage / video / audio generation and other fun AI stuff locally. (Download models from civitai or huggingface

Strongly recommend Docker. Getting the system configured can be a booger. Using an image is a lot easier.

(I've been playing with it recently and kinda love it right now, hence my eagerness to share)

A good GPU has a big impact on usability / quality

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 67 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Getting hit always carries a chance of death.

Another tragic case was a British boy getting hit by a bouncer(lightly) and just dying.

A person I know talks about how driving bicycles without helmets is very reckless as their mother had someone fall beside them when waiting at a traffic light and just dying. Wasn't even a bad fall

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 55 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Meanwhile, other people jump out of a plane with a broken parachute, land in a haystack and escape with a broken leg and some bruises. It's wild how the human body can be so resilient and fragile at the same time.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I had a professor who spent many years in the thick of battle in the Vietnam war. He said this was one of the hardest things to deal with mentally. One person would survive after getting shot all over and the next person would get the smallest bit of shrapnel in the wrong spot and "just turn off."

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Or it’s just bad luck. My great uncle died during that war because of engine failure at take off.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Really need to protect that noggin and the rest can heal.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

i think some french aristocrats would disagree

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Not sure their heads dropping into the basket was a contributing cause.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

Well then, that might just be the death of them.

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

That is called plot armour

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's not common, don't count on that. Most of the time that you fall from a plane, you're gonna die.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Most of the time you survive a plane fall, you probably wish you hadn't

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, and most of the time when you trip on a curb, you don't die. Doesn't mean we can't talk about the fringe cases.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago