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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 139 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I just fucking LOVE paying luxury prices to help corporations data mine the universe"

God, I look so fucking cool right now.

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I have rayban sunglasses from before the meta glasses trend, and some people think I'm recording them when I'm just wearing prescription glasses 😎😭

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The shitty thing is it's hard not to give the fuckers money.

Luxoticca owns most eyewear brands, optometrist offices, eyewear retailers, and even a ton of optical insurance providers. They control the frames, lenses, and more.

Oakley used to be independent, but they actually stopped lenscrafters from providing lenses for them and bullied their suppliers until Oakley's stock dropped enough to buy them out. They're the reason frames that should cost $15 cost $900.

They're one of the clearest examples of a monopoly in the world, but we just fucking let it continue.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yes, the reason for $900 frames exist is people who buy them

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they also own the $50 frames.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's harder for people who go to the optometrist and get their glasses.

The Luxoticca-owned insurance company makes them use the Luxoticca-owned optometrist that sells Luxoticca-owned frames with Luxoticca-owned lenses.

Moat people don't even know you can ask the optometrist for your prescription so you can go buy frames and lenses from Zenni or Coastal.

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[–] brap@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Still better than this fucking turbodork.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

The Cybertruck of face accessories.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (85 children)

Imma be real: the right thing to do is to punch anyone wearing these and smash them on the ground. Unless you want this to be the new normal...

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I agree but would like my xr glasses with no camera to be safe from the punching. They are just a dumb display to watch movies and play games when I travel.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Smart glasses are a real threat to women, unlike trans people.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But have you considered a trans person with smart glasses?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a trans person but, frankly, smart glasses are for cowards. I just carry a giant DSLR. Makes a meaty click when I take photos. Kinda hard to disguise. Really signals other people "if you don't want to be photographed on the public, you can, you know, dodge this, because you can see this from a kilometer away".

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at his ear. A person could wear this maybe 10 min before his ear hurts so bad he can’t any more.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That looks exactly like the kind of person I thought would wear these.

[–] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the CEO, so that doesn't really surprise

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Why do so many of the tech bros look like drowned rats

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess the way to get this regulated is to use the glasses to record cops breaking the law.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Sure, but they'd only regulate the recording of cops

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What are these monstrosities

Edit: They are Snap Specs. The exec that greenlit these things should be publicly humiliated.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is the ceo in the picture. I'd say it's pretty humiliating!

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[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Probably doxxing people in real time, what a creep.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses) they give you in boot/basic.

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[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

does it look like this guy is about to drink his own piss at the drop of a hat?

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[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Perv glasses

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Always record, Cage, Always record.”

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

What big EYES you have

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Can't tell, so i assume you are.

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