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Furby is now a sexy anime girl figure (soranews24.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Of course it is. Of course.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 55 minutes ago

Furby gives me hope that one day I too can turn into a sexy anime girl

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Fuck yeah vtuber crossover!!! I must engage in capitalism

[–] Die4Ever@retrolemmy.com 27 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

...is she wearing a fur coat made of Furbies?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

101 Furbies

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why did you think they called them furby? We breed them for their fur

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

oh no

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

That was my first thought scrolling through the pics. It's very unsettling.

[–] dumples@piefed.social 9 points 4 hours ago

Finally. There are no sexy anime girls anywhere

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 31 points 5 hours ago

I feel like sexy anime girl is a cheat code for unprofitable businesses.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 13 points 4 hours ago

Hasn’t it always been?