She's a talented artist. For a time when she was younger she scored her dream job restoring vintage wooden carousel horses, and went on to do beautiful colored pencil drawings of them with fantasy backgrounds based on their backstories and ornamentation. She's fuckin awesome.
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She's normally a phenomenal speller (she devours books), so this was very out of character for her. Luckily she's also happy to laugh at herself. One of the many things I absolutely adore about her.
My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we've made sure to tell her "Happy Birtday" every year since

Phidippus tyrelli (Tyrel's Tufted Jumper) showing off his thighhighs

A bunch of species of tarantula in the Thrixopelma genus recently got moved to their own genus Ewok. This genus includes the newly discovered Ewok aycarumba.
At first I thought it was filled with mold
I use "Your face smells like a foot" from Adventure Time
I can't seem to find any trace of it now, but I had a version of Tetris on Macintosh back in the early 90s that I swear was just called "Annoying Tetris." It would insult your moves with sarcastic comments via audio samples as you played. When you died it would play a sample of Bill Paxton saying "Game Over, man! Game over!" from Aliens.
Waow that's dirt cheap
Nobody likes bloody nips https://youtu.be/6O1XLdi1PSc