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[–] Egriaga@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Wait shit this isn't a meme.... uhhhhh. Interesting anyways

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

We'll allow it

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

it is very appreciated whether meme or not.

[–] Prontomomo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

These poor fellas are having a worse time than the big bunch

[–] sirimeow@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The ones with a small leaf boat in the bottom right corner are vibing though

[–] morto@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the crickets at the top seem to be vibing too

[–] sirimeow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And the one on some blades of grass with a view of everything

[–] Egriaga@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

On the bright side the river is lower than when I took this picture, so they might've lived!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Hey guys… wait up!

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

It's une échappée from le peloton.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Egriaga@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They actually take turns so they all get air

[–] howler@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 15 points 2 months ago

With no profit incentive either! What morons!

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I remember hearing about this in reports from major hurricanes in the South. Sounds pretty horrifying to be stranded on a roof or floating around on your own makeshift raft and then happening upon one of these ant rafts of doom.

Edit: thanks for the nightmares everyone. That'll teach me to read Lemmy right before bedtime.

[–] Blooper@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun story - as a kid my backyard in-ground pool would occasionally get these grapefruit sized ant rafts. No idea why or how they would do it, but somehow they'd find themselves floating around in there. And if you don't look too closely it just looks like a dead leaf that landed in the pool.

Dove in one hot summer day. Came up for air. Facefull of ants. Never again.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My first thought was floating along and brushing up against it, absolutely terrifying.

[–] Egriaga@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

They bit the T A R outta me

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

middle school, 1970's NW Florida... our phys. ed. field would flood out pretty bad whenever it would rain a lot, so on those occasions we'd have a free period to just screw around and socialize. On this particular day, me, a scrawny little bug-eyed ginger kid who got picked on pretty regularly, was being chased by a group of other kids who really wanted to torture me some more. I decided to veer off through the knee-deep flooded PE grounds, which allowed me to escape my tormentors, but also gave me the opportunity to learn first hand that fire ants do indeed float in large masses, and are quite eager to swarm up on the first thing that gets within reach.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, or if you have to walk in the water. Just one more thing to watch out for. Regular ants are bad enough, fire ants can all go to hell.

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

As a kid I slid down a slide once into fire ants

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Do the bottom ones drown and the top ones just hold them together? Or do they rotate shifts?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Not sure if there's anything special about fire ants but when regular ants build bridges, yeah the bottom ones drown.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They trap air between their bodies and extremities, that's how they float as well.

Oh that makes sense, yeah.

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

You are asking the right questions. And I suspect the bottom ants offer themselves as sacrifice.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someane save them, use your arm if you have to!

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you secretly a fireant?

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Or masochist.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Not enough fire. Flamethrower those suckers.

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How do they eat and sleep if they're floating around stuck like that for weeks?

[–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Ants together strong