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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who amongst us hasn't brought a giant snake home after a long night out? (Not like that.)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Amen. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Meaning literally even Jesus did it.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If you are going to get drunk and bring a snake home, may as well be a big one.

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well at least it's a funny snake story from Thailand, and not another woman with a snake story from Thailand.

[–] a4ng3l@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That’s their version of drunk rednecks bringing possum home instead of their cats :)

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I Mean who hasn't done this at least once.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

They don’t have raccoons or baby alligators in Thailand, it seems

[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cool, is there beer? Python probably.

[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

The last paragraph made me stupidly happy. Done reading the news today.