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[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 141 points 2 days ago (9 children)

This has to have been edited by AI, where’s the cat’s tail?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 2 days ago

it's not just the tail, it's the entire lower anatomy. they simply cropped a human baby and a cat together,

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 days ago

Also who has cat-sized yoga pants. People don't usually have that kinda pants for toddlers right?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plus cats don't have butt cheeks

[–] starik@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

There is WAY too much meat on that cat.

I hate how AI ruined memes and funny images.

I remember when there were funny images where things looked strange, now? they would be suspected of being AI.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 27 points 2 days ago

And no one is that tiny except a literal baby.

[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 16 points 2 days ago

What cat would let you shove them into tight clothes anyways?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

TBF they didn't say how they put them on.

And how come my feet hurt

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

And isn't the cat a bit short?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yoga pants are push up bras for asses change my mind.

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 25 points 2 days ago (23 children)

That's why I wear them anyway

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Relevant username? ~jk~

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[–] smh@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I, at least, wear my compression capris (a subset of yoga pants, I think) for a medical reason (abdominal compression improves bloodflow more than compression socks, in POTS patients). They also make my butt look great, but I wouldn't squeeze into them every day if they didn't reduce my standing heart rate significantly.

I'm not aware of a similar medical reason for wearing a pushup bra.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

TIL that POTS not only stands for Plain Old Telephone System

Congratulations you changed my mind regarding compression capris and people with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome!

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis "Chip" Wilson.

So I don't necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.

If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Same thing if you're looking for a guy with an ass.

However, if you live somewhere like the Caribbean where hockey players are thin on the ground, sprinters are right up there.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Chip Wilson?

That's the guy who said 'frankly some women’s bodies just actually don’t work for wearing Lululemon pants. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it,' right?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Yeah? He's still responsible for them. I never said he was a good person or that he was wrong, just that men are responsible for this "false advertising" as you so eloquently put it.

I'm not arguing with you that the pants make women's butts look better and that it may disappoint you when you manage to bed one. I am arguing that it's not advertising because women are humans and our society stopped explicitly selling those a while ago.

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

A fun way to confuse people: "Man look at the ass on that pussy!"

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Congratulations - you've entered the world of furries.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

What's Downward, Dawg?

wait... I think we set this joke up wrong...

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It's food station looks a lot like my robot vacuum station

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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