Your latest meal gave you explosive diarrhea.
All of my meals give me explosive diarrhea.
We are not the same.
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2026
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I can go lower than gas station hot dog
vending machine
Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.
I think that’s my low.
Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.
I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝
People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob's corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn't going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.
Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts...
Would you like a bite of my egg salad?
Gas station sushi ftw.
That's Subway, not gas station.
Edit: it was about salad in hotdog initially.
I've eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.
There's a Subway in the gas station near my house.
It's not a "gas station hot dog." Say its name, bitch. It's called a Big Bite. With free "chili" and nacho "cheese" straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you're not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp...
Oh I’ll give you a big gulp.
As someone who's had IBS for 30+ years
“Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”
That's a lite lunch. More of a 4 weiner guy myself
Had a friend who regularly ate gas station sushi. He’s still alive.
but is that a life worth living?
You don't put salad in your hotdog?
Not usually lettuce. Mainly diced onion, possibly diced tomato. Though a nice chopped iceberg lettuce would be good imo, it’s usually not an available hot dog topping in most places.
Anyone else here never had the shits? Like never actually had any food poisoning?
everyones had food poisoning at least once, just at different durations and so it went away and they were never diagnosed
I never had one.