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Yep. I tried getting into paintball back in 2000, bought a gun of of a friend but never had the opportunity to even shoot it. Kept it through HS, college, and the first 5+ years of work before a friend said he was trying to get back into it. I told myself I wouldn't buy any new gear until we had a few good games. We did a couple 1 v 1 and 2 v 2 and i finally decided to bite the bullet. New mask (custom paint job), new gun (azodin blitz), mechanical hopper, some other accessories, etc etc.

Played once, he got bored with it again, started dating a new girl and disappeared.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

vrchat is a free game..... that I have spent over $1,500 on... 😭

I bought 8 + 2 slimevr trackers for ~$450 which are really good but they only track rotation and not position which means it's annoying to get them to match my body. They are releasing a new calibration method as well as focusing on the dongle instead of connecting to WiFi, but i still want something better.

There are alternative tracking methods, the most popular method is via lighthouse tracking which requires base stations to physically see the trackers. I bought used index controllers and 2 base stations on Facebook marketplace for $350. However they occlude very often in my setup, get confused by mirrors, and honestly I didn't find the controllers that good πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

I then ordered fluxpose trackers for $750 which track position and rotation fully wirelessly with no occlusion. Not to mention how small they are and they have HAPTICS??? they're so small I actually plan on just using skin safe tape instead of straps. Absolutely amazing innovation by the development team. I unfortunately missed the Kickstarter and had to order day 1 which means I'm not gonna get them till 2027. Understandable for such a small team behind it but man it sucks having to wait.

One of the best things is all of the beta testers just going ham testing random shit like a bicycle in VR

I also got a Quest Pro which sells for $1,000 new. But I traded my steamdeck for it... before the prices of steamdecks doubled 😭

anyways here's a gif of me running into my wall as Hatsune Miku

also might as well shout out !VRChat@sh.itjust.works which I made (and haven't posted to in forever...)

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 1 points 3 hours ago

that's what i call a hobby! thanks for the detailed insight

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

You're cooked dude.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What is worse is spending a bunch of money on a new hobby only to get bored with it.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I teach guitar lessons. They're only Β£15 per hour. But the guitar will cost you Β£150. And the amp will cost you Β£100. And being in a band will cost you Β£10 per rehearsal for the rest of your life. Wanna tour? Bad news, bud. It'll cost ya.

EDIT: Also, the feral cats that hung out in my yard were free, but the vet bills are about to absolutely destroy me

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bought a used school bus for $3600 on eBay to turn into a motorhome ("skoolie"). Best $50,000 I ever spent.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This post is meaningless without pics of your build

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I did NOT consent to being in this post.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me: I'm gonna take horseback riding lessons! Maybe I'll get my own horse in like five years!

Me two years later: pays at least $350/month on the horse I was given for $0

Also me: I'll never financially recover. Yee haw! 🀠

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I got into making and designing small tabletop model steam engines because they are cool. So I needed to buy a small lathe, a mill, a metal cutting bandsaw, and all the tooling each machine needed. So much tooling....That's the part that will break you financially.

And then you discover you need to design and make a jig or fixture to make a special tool to make another special jig and fixture to make a tool to make that one tiny part for that engine. None of which you will probably ever use again. You end up making tools to make tools to make tools. You can spend 6 months to a year designing and building tools just to get to make that one little part.

I've got thousands of dollars and thousands of hours into making engines that I just give away over the years. But I can't stop this hobby. And I have added 3D printing to my list of hobbies as well.

At least it got me away from collecting fine antique shotguns and importing hunting dogs.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds more like skills than hobbies. You might not get paid for it but you totally could. What you are making is valuable to someone

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, I was a toolmaker for a while. So there is more than a little skill and knowledge. But I had issues doing that kind of work and had to find another career.

Some people love woodworking. I love working with steel and making tools.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 day ago

Oh man I wish any of my hobbies cost onder $20k.

40K, not even once.

If you’re into dumb shit then it is a lot of fun, though, and a great creative outlet. Expensive as fuck, though.

Not saying dumb shit in an insulting way, my favorite genre of anything is dumb shit.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I can tell this is not about Warhammer because it starts impossibly low and ends impossibly low.

[–] DrBanjo@reddthat.com 58 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I wish it stopped at $500 😒 hobbies are expensive

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[–] arudesalad@piefed.ca 7 points 1 day ago

So far I have only spent Β£200 on 40k because I'm such a slow painter that I'm still on the starter set 7 months later. Procrastinating saves a lot of money.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been watching YouTube videos on diy yacht building. That's not going to be something I can afford

[–] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That entirely depends on your tolerance level for debt, lots and lots of debt.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna trade in these old guitars, clean up the place a bit, put the money away for something else later. I'm a sensible adult today.

Comes back with a Charvel Pro-Mod DK 24 🀑 I'd've been a sucker not to buy it!

[–] cojo5@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

well yeah, a guitar like that could do the job of two of your other guitars.

not that you’re going to sell those two other guitars, it’s just you told yourself you would, to justify the new one

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me I need to sell all my diy eliquid flavors

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Good luck selling that.

I would not be comfortable buying a used drink - much less a liquid that will go directly into my lungs.

Double that on the nicotine. It is the worst to dispose of, especially if you spill it

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago
[–] vinsombra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dice goblin cannot be satiated. Just a few more....

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was successfully able to limit myself to just a single color, so I could satiate my dice goblining with just red dice.

Until I saw some teal ones which were sick af. Now I only have red sets and teal sets. And haven't played in 3 years 🫀

[–] vinsombra@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

My favorite system only uses d10s, and they should be color coded. 9 colors are assigned, and you always have to have a random, and frequently you will need to roll two of the same color, but you also have to keep track of which color was for which effect... And as I introduce more players, I usually end up giving them a set to play with... I'm sure I'm well over $2k on this over the entire life of the hobby.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't like this "meme". Hobbies are supposed to be fun, it's fine to spend money on things you think are fun as long as that spending doesn't interfere with survival. Just don't spend all your money on something "someone" (ads, influencers,...) told you might be fun.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Mate. I bought a 300 euros synthesizer. "Because I though it might be fun."

4 years later:

Worst part is, my real hobby is collecting hobbies. I have a synth wall (which I do use), a home cinema with a high end beamer which I use daily, an extensive collection of Magic The Gathering cards (which I never use anymore), a professional full frame micro photography set (never use anymore), a 3D printer and a laser cutter (which I use sometimes), a fully equipped wood working shed and because it's so tiny I made a fold out work bench to work outside (use sometimes), I got my own set of tools at he metal workshop where I'm learning metal working including welding (of which most I never use and some use every time), I got a fully soldering kit to learn arduino and electronics in general (but I lack the motivation to start doing it), I have many technic Lego sets which are just taking up space, I got a vast collection of complicated board games which I never play because no one has the time or motivation to learn all the rules then to play for 10-20 hours, I have everything for gardening as I got rid of all the tiles in my tiny garden so I could grow my own veggies which turned up in the stomachs of snails and lice so I gave that up, I bought an e-reader and got 20.000 e-books but I never read, I got a vast collection of tea which I rarely drink, I got a well equipped kitchen because I don't like cooking so I got stuff to make it simpler but I rarely use any of it, I got a large collection of spices in a self made rack which looks amazing but I usually cook the same recipes so I only use a few spices a lot, I collect cheap brand clothing like Aldi and Lidl because I think they are fun but I never wear them, I have a vast collection of festival and rave clothes but I never go to parties or festivals anymore, now I'm welding garden benches and table for my own garden but I never sit outside.

I love making things perfect for a hobby, I just rarely do the hobby. But saving up some money? Nope. Sigh. Jesus would be jealous at the massive holes in my hands.

[–] KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welcome to ADHD life.. collecting hobbies is a good way of wording this aspect of it 🀣🀣

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I never need another plant, but I'll always get one on a bad day. Plus, I love learning how to care for different kinds of plants.

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Damn, mid sentence inflation...

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hobby

That's a weird way to spell guitars.

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Not me looking at buying a onewheel before I've ever stepped on one....

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What new hobby? Oh, that? Yeah, I'm kinda over that. Anybody want to buy a $500 thing, barely used once?

Fine, I'll take $75?

Fine, $20!?

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