Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager
Needs a protein boost to work effectively..
Also, OP, why is the image link like 2 pages long? Do you want people to track you? π€
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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Believe it or not, the link came from incognito tab. π
E: trimmed all the params, seems to still work.
Incognito is only good for local privacy like clearing history when closed. Websites will still track everything, and through fingerprinting, there's a very good chance they still know its you.
I forget, where do you cut a link to remove the tracked bit?
Basically, anything after the ?, unless there are search terms in there
That partly depends on the site, but to keep it simple, if you're on Android, I highly recommend LΓ©on URL cleaner app.
But I'll use two different forms of a YouTube link as examples of how it can be both simple and confusing..
- https://youtu.be/LGe3zC6_iro ?si=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGe3zC6_iro
You see that ?si=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx shit, yeah that's their tracking data...
Wait, there is a free alternative, stepsister.
removes your cheekbones!
Like Nvidia DLSS 5.
Makes you more charming, beautiful, charming. lol
You know what else does that
Not all of us have massively thick organs to help our responses remove their stretch marks like that. Plus if you get there too early π π, there's less benefit for her.
Just ask a friend with the proper tools! I am sure, you have someone to ask to lend you a tool.
I am sure, someone in your neighborhood has the right tool for the work. #supportYourNeighborhood #sharingIsCaring
Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post ... but I must admit I don't entirely understand it.
Sure, there's a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?
It's supposed to be a training device for your facial muscles. I'm not sure how you use it but it's supposed to tone your face.
the meme is that, for some weird reason, Aliexpress is constantly pushing this product to the top of its homepage
Slow transition into Rude Boy
So blowing one out helps with removing mouth wrinkles... Well, guys, if you are interested in a wrinkleless look, you know what you need to do! Train the shrimp mode!
It even fixes chapped lips!
I'm sexually attracted to Before use