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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] petrichornetrainfall@piefed.social 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If elden ring was in first person, this is what you would see when entering the Ohio area.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ahh... Tarnished are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Anal Bleed?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Silent hill 2026. Bags of taylor farms lettuce amble through the streets

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They spew and scream at you.

You are finally Home.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Two girls, one cup.

And the cup overfloweth.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago

both ends will be exploding.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna have that sphincter whistling like a tea kettle.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We have achieved the techno dystopia we've always dreamed of. Smog everywhere and food that makes you shit yourself until you die.

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

This must’ve been from the recent wildfires. That smoke reached us here but it looks like this person may actually be in canada

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It said on Sunday that it had re-reviewed the sample and reported the false-positive to Taylor Farms, adding it "continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market".

The latest update means the exact source of the parasite is still not known.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gw9n1kx9do

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

"We have re-reviewed the campaign contributions of Taylor Farms and determined that it wasn't them"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Taylor farms pays republicans 4 million dollars since 2020.

Republicans purge the FDA of actual scientists and autistic people replacing them with corrupt yes men.

Taylor farms gives people parasites. Taco bell identifies it and removes taylor farm products from their food. FDA covers it up by saying "we did one test and it said the salad was fine. "

A post blaming Taylor Farms mexico for it, goes viral on X and the FDA and Dept of Health both start directing people to the X post.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago

More like shart girl summer.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Holy mackle! Where in the world in this? Get out?

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's probably a somewhere near the Canadian wildfires.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago

The Smoke Belt

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Looks like 30th st station in philly.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Oh we're doing a summer time slip and slide, eh?