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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

They're either super gay or someone needs to check their hard drives.

Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 19 points 7 hours ago

We should congratulate them, it's hard to be straight when you are that gay.

Are gay gyms new? That can't be new.

[–] Pegajace@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I seem to recall that the very same passage in their Bible that condemns lust as thoughtcrime also prescribes a remedy—and it's to gouge out your own leering eyes, not bar women from public spaces.

You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks for the bible verse, the next time I get asked why I’m not religious, I’ll use “I don’t want to gouge out my own eyes” as the reason. I also don’t want to whip slaves, but I think they removed that after the old testament

[–] peripinkel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

God approves and disapproves of slavery in both the new testament and old testament. Also in matthew 5:17-20 Jesus very clearly states that the old testament is to be followed. So even if the new testament did not include what seems to be approval of slavery, it would still not matter. But the bible also disapproves of slavery. If you want a whole lot of stuff you can quote on what you do not want to do, I would suggest looking up the skeptics annotated bible. They make some great collections.

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Cheers! Just grabbed the EPUB of the KJV. 20 pages in and I’m hooked

[–] jayands@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

I'd like to point out that King James himself had more than one male lover, in case this is anywhere near remotely serious

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Don't do it bro you'll end up gouging your eyes out at a gay gym or some shit

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Grindr hotspot.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 21 points 10 hours ago

"Sanctuary gyms for repressed gay men are booming"

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Seriously. Who needs a gym when you have lust?

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 12 hours ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

famously none of them are gay

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago

You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Won't somebody think about the lusty christian men?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn't be out of place in an S&M club.

Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears "Christ is King" tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I'm tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 53 minutes ago

This is just the Emperor of Mankind from 40k lmao.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Christian dudes going to an all-male gym? Oh, you better believe they be lusting.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm.

I went to a dudebro gym. It was a fucking incel hive mind.

Half the encouragement was to "bang any bitch you want" and the other half was about reclaiming masculinity.

One guy kept talking about "fighting for our right for survival" like motherfucker, you're a 6ft white dude. Chill.

If the gym doesn't have a BLM/LGBT flag and a bunch of diversity, I don't join.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm fighting for my right for survival everyday, because I'm five fucking five and some of you tall fuckers like to put what I'm looking for above my eyesight. Seriously I'm glad my proportions are mildly fucked since I ended up with weirdly lanky arms so I can at least reach shit. Seriously who puts the top ramen on the aisle top shelf, that's where the fucken weird ass Korean burn your asshole like your getting fucked by Ghost Rider shit is supposed to go.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Does... Does this mean he's been baptized?

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago

Bap'ed in the face

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