Mediocre_Bard_Redeux

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[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

America is the dumbest fucking country.

[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm glad to see the rest of the world continuing to divest from the United States. Free market, babeeee!

I read that too. Good one.

[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yeah. That movie was wild and Sir Patrick Stewart delivered a truly evil performance.

[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Um, I gave up and went through a period of acute suicidality that required intervention. I didn't die, but the parts of me that worried about stuff sure did.

I am much happier now because I know now that I can check myself literally whenever I want.

So, you know, however you want to clean up the phrasing on that, I guess.