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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago
[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we saw passersby staring intently at our Coo-Che. There’s a small eat-in space inside the store, but even there you’ll be turning heads because it really is such an unusual sight to see.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

A little bit of extra context for that quote:

after paying for ours and trying it outside the store, we saw passersby staring intently at our Coo-Che.

Ignoring the double entendre, the passersby might have been staring because of where the author was eating it, outside the store. The author is a white Australian girl, and Japanese people don't typically eat things standing around like that. It's not a judgemental thing, I don't think, but she was probably just standing out a lot more than she thought and so people were looking.

[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago

Japanese what now?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

It's excellent, if you don't mind finding a hair or two in it.

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Not everyone.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Were they jealous of American coo-chies being viral in the news recently? That's more of a lettuce and eggs thing though