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[–] deddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The worst Chris

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago

Ya know? Gotta say.....when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn't see this coming. I'm usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.

Didn't see that one coming.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

Life begins at infection.

[–] X@piefed.world 20 points 5 hours ago

Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 72 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Killing tapeworms is covered under the stand your ground law

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

But abortion isn't? Lol

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

only if killed with a firearm, the second amendment doesn't protect anti-tapeworm drugs...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

I thought it was our constitutional duty to consume a tube of ivermectin every day

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 55 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

This ad has been brought to you by the first worm parasite to ever be appointed US Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 35 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Wait until the pro-lifers discover the antibiotics they pop when they're sick kill organisms inside of them... Life is sacred when it's not their bodies.

[–] foo@feddit.uk 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Billions of them. Each tablet is a genocide. Ban antibiotics now!

(But, actually don't.)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago

Are they anti vax but pro antibiotic?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Def restrict them, feeding them by the fuckton to cattle because you're too lazy to figure out a way to keep that many of them in sanitary conditions is how you get civilization-ending superbugs.

[–] foo@feddit.uk 4 points 6 hours ago

Yes, the widespread misuse and abuse of antibiotics is a huge problem. Don't tell the antivax RFK fans about it though, you'll give them new ideas.

Wouldn't it be nice if more folk were just reasonable about things? Life would be so much easier and more fun.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

a bacterium is not equivalent to a human being

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

I am curious, how do you feel about IVF? Should infertile people get to do it? It destroys embryos in the process. And it’s “playing god.”

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

As to the "playing god" thing, I was actually quite amazed at how touchy the IVF doctors were about that issue. They had some interesting rules about what they would and wouldn't tell the parents about the offspring options. I'd have to go ask my friends about it again for all of them, but I remember one of the rules was the doctors wouldn't tell them the color of the eyes before choosing.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I believe that ethical doctors do this. I also believe there are some unethical doctors out there who don’t give a shit and allow their patients to select for all kinds of traits. Ultimately, there is no way to know unless someone talks about it.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

A non-viable fetus is not equivalent to a baby.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Wanking into a hankie and flushing it down the toilet is mass murder.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 hours ago

In some parts of the northeast it’s moida

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

ThAt is a DOLPHIN FETUS

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