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An im-pasta

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago

What do you call a fake potato?

A imi-tator

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago
[–] frog@feddit.uk 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I guessed antipasta...

So close...

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Never mix pasta with antipasta!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

I was thinking taglieatella

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Fah-ghetti!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Thought the punchline was going to be "Moms Speghetti"

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

you had one chance …