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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 16 minutes ago

I'm not sure if Gonzo is circe or calypso but he's one of them

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm all for this proposal.

However the 'Miss Piggy going ham' is the real gem in this post

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Circe would be powerless to stop her

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I would unironically watch this.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 54 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

But then she would have to tell Polyphemus that she's "Nobody", which I don't think her ego could allow.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 14 minutes ago

But think of the epic face swallow she has to do before forcing it out

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 61 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That would be an amusing moment as she shouts for a script rewrite

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 17 hours ago

Never thought about it, but don't most of their movies have 4th wall breaks anyway?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hearing the classic "Hi-ya!" as she jams Fozzyphemus's walking stick into his face.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think one of the straight-man muppets works better as Polyphemus. Fozzy works better as one of the other cyclopes asking who hurt him.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 14 minutes ago

Fozzy's eumaeus

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 35 points 19 hours ago

Not sure I’d say Miss Piggy’s behavior is “ham”-like to their face.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 17 hours ago

Haven't seen a movie in theaters in a long time, but I'd actually consider watching A Muppet Oddysey.

Only mildly related, I'd love to have a 90s Michael Caine, Tim Curry, and 2010s Danny DeVito all costarring in a muppet movie. The first two already proved they'll give it 100% and act like it's any other performance, and I think DeVito would as well.

[–] dumples@piefed.social 22 points 19 hours ago

I want more muppet movies, especially myths.

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 9 points 19 hours ago

If you got a problem with the Muppet's then you've got a problem with me, they are delightful

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

I'd sooo watch that!

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I was not very interested in seeing the new The Odyssey film, but considering the nonstop conniption fit that the MAGAs keeps having about it, now I absolutely have to see it. Certainly, it must be a cinematic masterpiece if it makes them this angry.

It has been my experience that any film’s artistic value (or that of any artistic work, for that matter) is directly proportional to how angry it makes the MAGA crowd. At this point, it’s practically the strongest endorsement of an artistic work’s intrinsic value.

And I can’t imagine a better version of it than seeing it acted out in the oeuvre of The Muppets.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

"Oh they have a corndog for a captain, doh ho ho hoho