Like a ten year old trying to swear for the first time ๐
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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What should this be? I think ass-kings is asking, but not sure about demn hell
It's like a reverse prank -- instead of "Whale oil beef hooked" or "Mike Hunt" we were pranked into not swearing
For someone that also didnt know:
!Well I'll be fucked!< and >!My cunt!<
Hey, just wondering if the spoiler format you used works on your client? If not, like mine, one I use is:
Click me
content goes here
It results in a dropdown-style instead of a censor bar.
I once saw a meme that said "Peanut? At the same time?" And I found it amusing that the joke works exactly the same with Compass instead of Peanut
I am getting whooshed hard here. Help me please?
โMy compass shattered.โ
Was the second line there the entire time? My sleep deprived ass didn't see it and was trying to guess it from the first line alone.
I don't usually get hit with the language barrier, but I am now. Is it just a substitute for swearing?
Edit: just saw the second comment. I get it now.
"Cum piss shat turd" sounds like "compass shattered"
Why you little...
Corn in the shit, I get it