I'd love to be 25 again. Wanna swap?
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2026
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depends where you are right now, earning a degree, have a job? graduated but not able to find one?
Happy birthday!! 🎁🎂🎈🎉
Trade ya
Genuinely disappointed at the lack of prime numbers in my future, why would prime number theorem do us dirty like this??
Uh what age did you hit? 113?
I would do anything to be 25 again
I'd have so many more ideas on how to fuck up my life.
But now you can rent a car in the US!
RIP
Oh, i mean, uh... Happy birthday
How old do you wanna be?
125
My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.
Happy birthday! I remember turning 25 and feeling so old. Now I'm in my thirties and it rules. Well, the world sucks, but on a personal level, don't sweat it. You've got plenty to enjoy now and plenty to look forward to.
The only thing that changes in your 30s is that you stop giving a fuck, but that changes everything.
I'm in my mid-40s, and I feel like peak me (so far)
30s. Those were the fun years. Am 61 now and NGL, once you hit 50 and get gray and wrinkles.. you find that people will give you even less shit. Which is amazing! Some say that it's the aches and pains that come of age that suck the most, but I've always been a bit on the clumsy side with a high pain threshold, so it's been a constant since I was a teenager.
I would give my left nut to be 25
I would also trade this guy's nut to be 25 again!
I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
.........ok, but now I'm curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
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Oh wait, this isn't Craigslist, my bad
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I would trade my middle nut to be 25
My sweet summer child. It just gets worse
I really disagree with this. Except the child part, 25 year olds are basically children whose brains have just finished maturing
Congratulations, you're one quarter of a century old now.
Only in base 10 though.
You're practically in your grave at this point
I'm in my 40s and each decade of my life has been better than the last. You live and learn. You make mistakes. You grow. You can use that experience to make your quality of life better.
Cut out toxic people, start an exercise routine, learn how to cook good meals, practice your time management skills. Not that I haven't wasted most of today watching AEW, but I did some sprints this morning so I'm resting.
I'm happy to be 52 but would gladly trade with you if you don't appreciate being 25.
I dont want to be 35, but here we are buddy.
Oh what I would give to be 35 again, when you're 36 like I am you'll understand how good you have it
36? Luxury! When you reach 37 like I am you'll really understand how good you have it.
37? Ha! I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
Pretend that yesterday you were 40 and you just woke up this morning 25 again. Imagine how young, energetic, hopeful you'll feel being back in your young body again. Go for a run.
I feel for you, I’m 54 and I wouldn’t want to be 25 again.
25 to 35 was the best time of my life. I'd do it again.
But now you can rent a car in the United States! Unfortunately you have to be in the United States to do it
Happy birthday! You don't need to enjoy your birthdays. I didn't for years. But you made it and keep your head up my dude/dudette!
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
TIME!
Oh honey...
it's just one day, and then you will be 25 years and a day, and two days,...
Anyway have a great Day of Honor and lots of cake :)
Twenties are hard. Looking back, sure I would live them again with the knowledge I have now. But never again without this knowledge. This knowledge exists because I lived through my twenties, and they were hard.
I'm 57. Fuck off, all of you. Lol
Don't worry. They'll catch up with us eventually.
And everything will be on fire.
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