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[–] sqauffle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Two years ago my partner was murdered. She was trans and her family didn't have anything to do with her. Her half siblings were her legal next of kin, and neither myself nor any of her other partners had any rights, so we couldn't do anything like make her proper funeral arrangements.

Her bio "family" I guess didn't know much about her personality, and chose an image off Instagram for her memorial photo. In it, she's smiling broadly with big beautiful eyes. Her shoulders are bare and it's conceivable she's wearing a strapless top or dress.

They posted an actual nude thirst trap on the funeral home memorial page, and it's there to this day. The glimmer in her eye was pure lust.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I feel like to properly convey who I was as a person my funeral should include a picture with my tits out

[–] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

My gosh, this image is so inappropriate. It looks like it was clipped from some sort of disgusting video. I mean, where would someone even go to watch this completely inappropriate video?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the movie piracy sites I use has a button to share on tumblr.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Makes sense, I only had a tumblr to follow people seeding new movies.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine crossing out OnlyFans because you treat lemmy/piefed like Facebook.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Crazy that Facebook censors anything when its founder loudly supports pedos

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Hell, doesn't twitter have a built-in image generator that's being used to make cp?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

It gives more engagement, and that is good... I guess.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

presumably taken from FB and reposted here

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

FFS, self censoring has moved beyond offensive or just naughty words, into i don't even know what territory this is. I'm just disappointed.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

If I make a social network, one of my rules will be that you cannot self censor.

For example, “Politicians be f*cking stupid” would give a warning. “Politicians be fucking stupid” would not.

If the message itself is disagreeable, it gets punished based on content - but it wouldn’t apply purely by use of a word.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The most annoying thing to me is that it's not even fucking censored... It's about as censored as a pasty on an H cup titty that's covering half a nipple and 2% of areola...

What's the point!?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

You don't want to upset entitled boomers that have nothing but time and money for complaints without end?

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago

It's bending over backwards to corpos.

It's hidden enough that machine detection algorithm can't figure it out, but a human can easily understand whats there.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why the fuck is OnlyFans cencored?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How would

Why did the family have no pictures of a family member?

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 2 points 38 minutes ago

I'm down to three living relatives: my father, a sister, and a brother. I can tell you the most recent photo each of those people has of me:

  • My father - 7th grade yearbook photo from the '90s.
  • My sister - When I was an usher at her wedding 15 years ago.
  • My brother - A selfie I posed with him for on his first day of college 18 years ago.

I've occasionally been caught in candids or group photos with friends since then, but it's very rare because I usually offer to shoot the photos for everyone else. And it's not like my family know who my friends are or how to contact them.

So, yeah, if I died tomorrow, I literally don't think they could have a photo of me at the funeral.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

but that makes 25% more

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If you assume she walks around barefoot those look relatively clean actually.

[–] Krafting@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well I guess someone's gotta ask this, who's she?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dame Judy Dench. The picture is from one of her older and lesser known films.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not a porn prude or anything, I watch it every so often it's whatever. But it's crazy to me that people know random actors/actresses names outside of maybe the really big ones like Mia. Maybe if you were in the business as a career so you actually ran into them or something.

Not that you knew who she was off your head, just saying in general there are people like that and it's kinda weird.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

To me porn and non-porn actors are the same: I remember them if I see them enough times to think "who are they?"

Especially if you search anything beyond "[amateur] porn", you're bound to see the same actors time and again.

[–] phar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can't tell if you actually think it's Judy Dench or not ..

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Probably doesnt know Judi Dench by name (like me who looked her up)

I choose to believe that they do because that's fucking hilarious 🤣

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago

If I looked good enough to have a successful onlyfans, those would be the photos id want at my funeral.