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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago
[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We’ve solved this problem with technology, you no longer have to choose between shade and looking cool.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Watch them use it sideways.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That's the Napoleon.. All the kids with Sherlocks are doing it.

Which way is the cool way though? You want the designer in front or back? I'm going to say it's situation dependent. Out by yourself? Pattern back would be cooler. But you wanna put your best front forward for like a job interview.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Holy shit, kicking it 2000's style with the memes. Bringing me right back to i-am-bored.com

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Me clicking the link and trying to look around

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nostalgia moment. Grew up with this show. Carlton was the best. :)

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Oof, I didn't realize it had gone offline 😢

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"This rug really pulls the room together".

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my god I forgot that site existed.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It got me through middle school

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I’ll throw pointlesssites.com in the ring.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I was out hiking a couple years ago when I suddenly realised that I had become the guy with shades and a backwards cap. It's practical: I want to prevent a sunburn in my neck (the backwards cap) and also not have the sun in my eyes (shades). I spent some time coming to terms with it, but now that's how I'm regularly equipped in harsh sun in the mountains. It's simply the optimal solution to sun protection while hiking (I've tried wide-brimmed hats, but they get caught in the wind too easily in my experience).

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You could go for something like this, just without the face flap bit. They look kinda goofy but work pretty well

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

These are also pretty good at shielding you from biting insects and fascist police state spy cameras.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My solution is much more simple. I just never go outside.

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago

My goto in a tatch straw hat and a wide-brimmed bucket hat with an elastic tightener and chin strap.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pfft. Turtleneck. Or more realistically, one of them “buff” things. Basically turns whatever you’re wearing into a turtleneck.

Hats are hot and stuffy, I’ve found. I carry an umbrella as a parasol unless I’m biking or need both hands. Then it’s the Buff.

Also, a backwards hat to protect from the sun realistically offers dubious protection unless you are always walking directly away from the sun.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I use a buff to keep warm in winter, couldn't imagine wearing one in summer!

a backwards hat to protect from the sun realistically offers dubious protection unless you are always walking directly away from the sun.

I typically flip it depending on sun direction. I've found the neck to be most critical though, I don't seem to burn as easily on the sides/front.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

When i do it, the cap's to keep my hair in check and the sunglasses are superior to the brim, which i don't like how it also obstructs the top of my vision.

Nowadays though i just use a hair tie

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

I want a modern Sherlock Holmes style hat that's just a baseball cap with 2 brims.

[–] that_lightnin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

It would cut into the bro bro factor

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

At some point the meaning of the baseball cap worn backwards flipped from “streetwise hepcat who can probably breakdance and/or scratch and is handy with a spraycan” to “basic macho dude”

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I was going to try to defend these guys and say that a sunburned neck suuuucks, but then I remembered where the sun needs to be in order for you to desperately need the bill to shade your eyes...

It's so you can look cool and still see square.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 day ago

This is dad humour

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

2012 called! They want their meme back

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

2012? Mf, this is like 90s joke on a 2004 template.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don't you know? Nobody answers their phone, grandpa. If it's important, they will send a message.