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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 97 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah no thank you, im not touching money that was in your shoeussy

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's 100 bucks. I'll touch a shoeussy for that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

just watch it's a chick tract

[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 55 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

the camelification of the human race is running smooth

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

That's Joe, he had a heat start.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Sexy footwear you've got there, Donatello

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've only ever seen a human with camel toe in the pants area. This is the first time seeing camel toe on toes that aren't actually a camel's.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 4 weeks ago

What about moose knuckle on knuckles that are not a moose's?

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

I knew I saw this somewhere.

Also explains why it seems oddly sexy

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wait wait wait, I know he's a cyborg-ninja* and all, but do his ninja feet have high heels?

*Which happens kind of a lot in that world.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

if you bought ninja feet would you get the ones with or without heels those things are expensive

[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 9 points 4 weeks ago

Try not to suck the toe challenge

[–] Nima@leminal.space 8 points 4 weeks ago

ATBGE. 👍

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 6 points 4 weeks ago

You can't convince me this isn't a camel wearing pants

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 4 weeks ago

Jeans and sensible boots, modern cowboys have come far

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

„Ninja-Cowboys II - The revenge of the Cyborg-Pirates“

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 weeks ago

Shoes you can wear jandals in.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago

Camel Boots sure have evolved.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I need these