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[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Those are hilarious! I kinda love them

For the curious who want a pair for themselves, they're pretty affordable for everyday people:

spoiler

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fitting they’re $2,350 because they make you look like a jackass.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Trust me, I can look like a jackass for far, far less.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll make you a pair that looks just like them for half that

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pfft, how scrappy and undignified. I will make you a pair that looks identical, and costs four times as much, so you know it is of only the finest quality.

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

That’s a neigh from me, dawg.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Y'all thinking mules and horses but I'm thinking Satyr for all ones' Greek mythos or demon sex play needs.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] em2@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I really do hope they make that noise when you're walking, or else, what would even be the point?

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

These are low key super cute. I wanna find a furry with a fawn or horse fursona to send these to lol

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A generous gift of 2000 usd

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Lol, I meant the image. Furries ain't gonna buy this shit theyre just gonna make their own. Theirs will probably be better anyway lol

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They’re low key cute… I’d design a Halloween costume around them to justify buying them

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago

lowkey furry

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All the humiliation of pony boots, none of the kinkiness.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Agree to disagree on the second point

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the hell am I looking at and why is it so hot

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Boy, have I got potentially good news for you: Piaffe (2022)

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Perfect footwear for the Epstein class

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

More like Neighman Marcus!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know who’d love these?

Tap for spoiler

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

I've seen a lot of good fursuits in my time, but HorseGirl's horse mask takes the cake.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Why do men keep calling me a cow?! The Ozempic has been working! I'm THIN now! It's not FAIR!"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

stamps hoof

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

mr_hands.webm

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago