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[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Let Lisa live like Lisa likes, lookitsjustin!

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Lisa gonna get them monster shits

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago


look shes fine

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why do Americans consider it important to remember the names of these lakes?

[–] beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Geography and common knowledge? I also had to learn the major rivers in my country as a kid

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I need to feel smart when watching Only Connect!

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah but your country is probably cooler

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

only people living near the lakes would have them memorized, can't remember the last time I even thought about them lol

also worth mentioning it's a shitpost too

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

that one's george, that one's john, that one's paul, that one's ringo, and that one's pete

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you not learn the names of your country's geography?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not rote memorisation of the names of things, no.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 month ago

I learnt it using the last letters of each lake

Ryan

Nice

Ned’s

Erie

O

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago

L H E D

Lisa has explosive diarrhea.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Licking lettuce right now really is a shit post.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Taylor Farms lettuce?

Wish I'd known this one back in grade school.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm... SM HOE... can't think of a nice mnemonic here.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shmoe. It's a japanese sub-culture about embracing cute things but they have to shut up about it

[–] frog@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Well if we are talking about Japanese culture I'd like to throw in:

MOSHE

As in mochi. 😋

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

if the order is not important, you can also do SHEMO which in Italian it sounds like the word for "dumb" (scemo).

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The simpler HOMES would like to weigh in.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's interesting. I wonder if that's related to the term "Joe Shmoe" in the US. The term is used for an average person.

According to Wikipedia (may it live forever!):

Joe Shmoe (also spelled Joe Schmoe and Joe Schmo; for which Joe Blow is sometimes substituted), meaning "Joe Anybody", or no one in particular, is a commonly used fictional name in American English. Adding a "Shm" to the beginning of a word is meant to diminish, negate, or dismiss an argument (for instance, "Rain, shmain, we've got a game to play"). It can also indicate that the speaker is being ironic or sarcastic.

This process was adapted in English from the use of the "schm" prefix in Yiddish to dismiss something; as in, "sale, schmale" (thus denying that the sale is worthwhile).

While "schmo" ("schmoo", "schmoe") is thought by some linguists to be a clipping of Yiddish שמאָק "schmuck",[25] that derivation is disputed.[26] The earliest known use of the phrase is the 1940s.[27]

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

We... are in a plane.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So

Many

Hockey-Players

Eat

Onions

[–] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Suck My Huge Erect Ontario!

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Some Men Have Erectile Overfunction

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'd Love to Lick a Lemon Lollipop in Lillehammer

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The one Thunder Bay is on. The one that has nice beaches. The one in the south. The one Toronto is on.

Oh, yes, and the American one.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

the 'american' (michigan) one you could very well just ignore, if you just go off the fact that hydrologically, that one and lake huron are one lake.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Michigan%E2%80%93Huron

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

LetS LooM LiquorisH LyceE LimbO

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

if you look very closely at lake michigan you can see the lettuce